Bat-Family Oneshots

The team meet Red Hood

THIS IS BASED AFTER NIGHTWING LIES TO THE TEAM ABOUT KALDUR BEING A DOUBLE AGENT AND ARTEMIS BEING KILLED AND  WALLY HAS BEEN SAVED FROM AND ALL THAT PAZAZ SO YEAH. RED HOOD WAS ALSO NOT KILLED BY MISTER J.

AGES 
Nightwing - 18 years old
Robin (AKA Red Robin) - 14 years old 
Red Hood - 16 years old 
Kidflash - 17 years old
Artemis - 17 years old 
Kaldur - 18 years old
Superboy - 17 years old
Miss Martian - 17 years old

To say the team were tired was a said nicely if you asked anyone there they would say its one of the worst missions they have ever been on. No one was listening and lets just say that a simple recon mission turned into something much more.

The team sighed collectively as they stepped of the platform in front of the zeta tube entrance. They all started to move towards there respected bed rooms to get some well deserved rest when the zeta tube started up again. The team instantly turned to face the entrance and fall into defensive positions as the person materialized holding a cigarette between his fingers and a red helmet under his right arm. The team instantly recognized the masked man as

Red Hood

The team itself have never actually faced this criminal before but you must of been living under a rock if you didn't know him because he's been on the news a lot lately. He managed to take control of all the drug cartels that were in Buldhaven in under 6 months and he shot villains on top of the Justice Leagues most wanted. 

Kaldur being one half of the leading party said in his most threatening voice "What are you doing here?" The known criminal just smirked at the team's petty threats that mostly came from the boy of steel, before anyone could say anything more Nightwing basically ran past Kaldur almost knocking Kaldur over and made his way to the criminal's side. He put his gloved hand out and said "Give me one!" the tone used was nothing like they have ever heard coming from the older hero instead of his usual light-hearted or authoritative tone it came out urgent almost pleading.

Red Hood looked dead at the young Atlantean and said "Well you see I hear that the newest boy wonder and 'Wing here had a rough day so I thought id come and make it better" once he finished talking he dug in his pocket quickly before dragging out a lighter and a box before pushing it into the waiting hand of the older hero. 

He quickly lit it and stuck it between his teeth taking in a deep breath. allowing his body to relax slightly. The team couldn't believe their eyes the health nut not only held a cigarette between his teeth but also basically begged a criminal to give him one.

What happened next made the team gasp aloud. "Ha, rough day" Robin stated in an ironic tone as he pushed his way through the group of teens "Honestly that is certainly not how I would put. Try Nightmare but then again even that seems too soft. Usually, the mission would be easy but you know" Robin said taking the cigarette from between red hoods teeth and took a puff of his own before allowing the smoke to escape his lips. 

Red hood scoffed "Oh yeah know it all if it was so easy why'd you guys look like shit?" Robin stood there for a moment before passing the cigarette back. Nightwing decided to take over the conversation with a fag still in his hand "You know daddy bats and how he runs he decided this would be a good learning opportunity and said that Robin and I had to hold back as they had to 'learn from there mistakes'" he said making quotation marks with his left hand before carrying on smoke escaping his moving lips "I mean don't get me wrong great plan in retrospect as it work for the rest of us but after what happened not so much, I mean this plan got me chucked off of a 6 storey building multiple times and Robin almost decapitated due to the team not listening to my orders but ya know, what can you do?" Nightwing passed his blunt to robin who instantly took another drag

Red Hood nodded with a slight smirk playing on his lips. Kaldur had no idea what was going on  or what he could do so he and the rest of the team looking like, with no better word to describe it, Gaping fish. 

Red Hood suddenly said "talking about terrible team mates Where is the punk ass speedster got to i was hoping to have a chat with him while I was here" he finished by scanning the room with his eyes before turning his head to look at Robin, who sighed and said "Your outta luck this time Hood he back in Central with blonde they have been spending a lot of time..." he paused before looking at Nightwing and said "what was the word he used?" Nightwing tapped his bottom lip with one of the cancer sticks in thought before saying "chillaxing i believe it was" robing nodded slightly before carrying on "Yeah that ever since he go pulled out of the speed force and may i just say he has been truly ungrateful because if it weren't for 'wing he'd still be stuck in there" red hood snorted "Ugh I'm gonna beat the shit out of that pussy honestly, he deserves it." 

Kaldur seemed to be able to take in what was being said and manages to growl out "Nightwing, Robin what do you think you're doing?" he didn't like that the two brothers were talking bad about a team member with a criminal. As a response, he got sides from the two brothers and a snarky comment from the red hood "Quite fish boy, the adults are talking" being shocked into silence again. "Hood you are doing no such thing, he's still my best friend even after all he's done to me, I mean I don't blame him what did was shitty. But if I'm honest it does it all over again after all no one died and it was better then my other plan" Red hood past Nightwing another blunt "We know that you don't need to explain yourself to us" Nightwing nodded sadly.

Finally, Conner snapped and shouted, "What is going on here ?!" Nightwing decided to answer "You heard his earlier he heard we had a bad day and decided to come to say and he probably has a death threat aimed at him again." Nightwing looked at him for confirmation "You got it to wing Demon Brat locked me out again and Agent A and Dad aren't in so here I am" they looked like they were going to have another chat when M'gann gushed out "why are you talking to a criminal?" the three boys turned to look them with matching devilish smirks 

"TEAM MEET OUR BROTHER, RED HOOD"