Bat-Family Oneshots

How to explain an injury

Title: I'm an acrobat 
Dick- When he was 12 years old

Dick walked into school arm wrapped tightly in a bright red cast, clearly limping, sporting quite an impressive bruis on his sharp cheekbone as well as a few missing teeth in the front of his mouth that could be seen when the young boy spoke. Dick knew as soon as his teacher caught sight of him that they would be having there 'Special' little conversation. He couldn't help but sigh as the teacher kept shooting a worried glance at him when she thought that he couldn't see her.

When the bell finally rang Dick jumped up hoping to escape before the teacher caught him but somehow she appeared in front of him placing her hand on his shoulder guiding him over to a clean desk and waited for the other kids to leave most of them shooting him looks of pity or looks of smugness thinking that he was in trouble.

"Richard" she began, Dick rolling his eyes as he cut her off "It's Dick" she just smiled "Well Dick you know you can tell me anything right?" it took a lot not to sigh and snap back "Yes Miss Read I know" her smile was obnoxious "and you also know that I want to make sure" Dick tried he really did but he just couldn't deal with it "that my Dad isn't beating me senseless so that you can report it to child services and get me taken from his custody so that they finally have a somewhat legitimate reason despite there never being a legit reason why can't you people understand that Bruce loves me and that he wanted to take me in because I needed him. I don't stay there for the money and he didn't take me in to abuse me. I'm so tired of this why can't you all just leave is alone. I'm happy, he's happy and you should all be happy for us" 

Miss reads smile suddenly turned tight "If that is the case Mr Grayson can you explain the injuries?" Dick sighed again, eyes rolling as he spoke "Well see I'm an acrobat I grew up in a circus if you somehow forgot my family where the flying Graysons. Just because I'm living in a mansion with a billionaire doesn't mean I no longer perform even if it's just for myself. I still practice to feel close to them and my roots. I got injured messing around on a railing." 

Miss Read nodded " That's the third time this week, Mr Grayson. Maybe it's a good thing you don't plan to pursue this as a career" Dick just rolled his eyes "If it is the third time this week then you really are just digging for dirt hoping I'd fumble on my story or some shit" Miss read looked shocked at his words "Have you forgotten who you are talking to?" dick stood up shaking his head "No of course not but I think you have. Be careful Miss Read you don't want to find yourself in a position that you can't do anything away" Miss read glared "Are you threatening me?" Dick shook his head smiling innocently "No of course not I wouldn't dream of it" and with that, he walked out.

Title: Catfight 
Jason: 16 years old 

Jason swaggered into the classroom 4 hours late not a care in the world as he sat down and started playing on his phone despite the teachers far from silent protests. A couple of hours later the bell went and he was ready to leave when the teacher sat down in front of him as the rest left "What's up?" he said smirking at the teacher who tried her hardest to keep a straight face but unfortunately for her, Jason saw the slight grimace making him smirk more. "Mr Todd, we need to have a talk" Jason just rolled his eyes unnerving smile not leaving his face "Again? Mrs Greene, not that I don't love our chats but really aren't they getting a bit old?" 

she just shook her head exasperated "We need to have a chat about your injuries?" Jason's laugh turned "Oh I get it now how much they paying you? I'll pay double, triple if you let me leave right now" Mrs Greene shook her head "No one is paying me anything. Is it really so hard to believe that someone actually cares for you" Jason glared "Can't trust no one except for family they the only ones that won't turn on you for some measly cash" Mrs Greene smiled sadly, Jason just growled "I don't need your pity, they aren't what all you fuckers think. My daddy don't beat me or my brothers or whatever other shit you idiots can think up"