Bat-Family Oneshots

Not getting involved!

Hi guys I'm back. I saw Birds of prey (and the fantabulous emancipation of one Harley Quinn) last night and it was so good. A certain scene in it inspired this story so yeah. I don't think it really gives any spoilers of the film but this us a warning just in case you don't want to risk it. But honestly see the film it soooooo good it up there as one if my favourites ive seen along with the Joaquin Phoenix Joker film. Anyway i also want to apologise  once more for being gone so long. Anyway guys stay safe enjoy the story and have a good day, afternoon or night. Love you all. See ya next time and all that jazz.

-D

Dick was sat at the bat-computer finishing up his report on a most recent case while his brother where scattered around the cave doing a variety of different things: Jason was throwing knives, Damian was killing a dummy and Tim was messing around with a new piece of tech. Dick sighed he hates doing his night paperwork it always seemed to go on forever, he was about to give up completely  and take a break when suddenly an alert on a news thread popped up. "Guys, the news!" Dick said calling his brothers. Before the news even loaded the boy's were crowded around him. They sat in silence as they let it play out in front of them.

"I'm Vicky Vale reporting live outside the burning factory known as Ace Chemicals. Early this morning at 3am the notorious villain known as Harley Quinn was caught on tape driving a truck filled with oil at the chemical factory. Since then they have found many possessions belonging to Ms Quinn scattered outside, the authorities have warned that you should be cautious when out on the streets of Gotham as they are unsure of her next move. This is Vicky Vale signing off until next time." And the feed cut off.

"Well shit!" Jason said, silently everyone agreed with him. "Should..should we suit up and help?" Tim said a little unsure. "NO!" Dick basically shouted scaring his younger brothers "What do you mean?" Damian asked in confusion "Don't you know what this means?" Dick asked before continuing "The Joker and Harley Quinn are over as in no longer together. That was there 'place' Harley just publicly announced there break up. She just no longer has the protection the Joker gave her and a lot of people hate her, a lot of people will be after her now that she no longer has an immunity due to there fear over the clown. Everyone will be after her and i everyone and anyone no matter how big or small there grievances are. If we go out and catch her she has to go back to Arkham where some of the biggest criminals are held. We chuck her in there she will be killed within the day...i hate to say this but i think for the first time ever the famous Harley Quinn is safer on the street." Dick took a derp breath "so...do you really want to get involved with that?"

Jason was the first to answer "Nah, I'm not really feelin it. It doesn't sound and i would have to do actual work. Thanks but no thanks goldie." Tim was next "You know i would help, but i have a lot of homework...so sorry?" Damian was the last out of the three "It is most unfortunate that i have to decline the offer, i have prior engagements i have agreed to. Pennyworth has asked for my assistants in the ,kitchen this afternoon" Dick snorted as he watched the two youngest dismiss themselves and head up to the house. Leaving Dick and Jason alone "How do we explain this to boss man?" Dick shrugged "Keep it a secret until he inevitably finds out then i will talk to him and pray we don't get dragged into it anyway?" Dick offered in the form of a question. Jason was silent as he contemplated what was said before shrugging nonchalantly " Sounds good" then he to head up the stairs and out of the cave. Leaving Dick alone to his paperwork. Suddently it dawned on his that the paperwork didnt sound so boring anymore.