Bat-Family Oneshots

Damian was thrown from the second-floor window and broke both of his arms

Now that Dick had managed to herd his brothers into the car he could finally get an answer about where they wanted to go for lunch since both Bruce and Alfred were away at a meeting in Singapore and despite dick's actual ability to cook he just wasn't in the mood for it plus he had to keep an eye on his brothers which he couldn't do if he was slaving away in the kitchen plus Dick needed to get out of the house he felt like a caged tiger. So here he was sitting in the car brothers screaming around him as he drove into central Gotham. 

"So guys which restaurant should we go to?" Dick asked when he managed to finally get their attention. Tim was surprisingly the first to answer considering he had his earphones in trying to block out the Jabs that Jason and Damian were throwing at him. "How about the one where you hurt your knee while fighting that mutant-soldier thing in? It has pretty good food" Damian instantly disagreed "Shut up Drake no one asked you opinion!" Tim looked like he wanted to argue and Dick knew that if he did another fight was going to break out which he would have to stop but thankfully Jason interrupted with a suggestion "Or maybe the one I got stabbed in? I really liked the soup in there" dick wanted to facepalm if this was how his brothers recognised different part of the city he and Bruce had definitely been doing the job of parenting wrong. Not that dick was there parent, of course, *sweatdrop*. "Wait, which stab, first one or the second one?" Tim asked, Jason, looked thoughtful for a moment as if trying to remember which one was which "The one I passed out" he finally said. Dick nodded to himself, Yup definitely a problem then. "Oh. Yeah, I forgot about that" Tim said in recognition, to happily in Dicks opinion especially with the direction the conversation was going in. 

Thankfully Damian hadn't added his opinion in because that would mean that both Bruce and di...I mean just bruce, Dick isn't a parental figure remember. Apparently, the eldest had thought too soon because almost at that exact moment Damian said: "The one father crashed with Batmobile was also very good." Yup, definitely a problem for Bruce to solve after all he was the parent. "Ummm......Guys?" Dick said gobsmacked at the conversation he just witnessed and when he had finally processed it and got the younger boys attention he said "Don't you think there is something wrong with this conversation?" they looked at him for a moment eyebrows raised before turning to each other like they were confirming something before turning back and Jason said "Dickhead what an earth are you on about? We are just deciding where we want to eat, As you asked"  Dick sat there for a moment staring at them "Right?" With that, they turned back to each other chatting once more before Tim spoke up with there decision "We want to go to the place where Damian was thrown from the second-floor window and broke both of his arms" Dick looked at him "You mean Coastal Plaza" dick didn't know which was more worrying the fact his brothers called it that or the fact that he knew what they were talking about but it was a matter to think about at another time. They all looked confused before Jason asked the question they had all been asking "is that what the place is actually called?"  Dick nodded causing Damian to frown "That is an infernal name for such a fine establishment" dick sighed "And calling it the place where Damian was thrown from the second-floor window and broke both of his arms is better?" 

Tim and Damian simply nodded, Jason, being the one to verbally answer "Yeah at least then everyone knows what your on about" dick honestly didn't know what to say so he just didn't. But bruce was definitely going to be having a chat with them about it.