1. The No-Kill rule is not 'More of a guideline than an actual rule' Jason stop telling your brothers that. Especially Damian!
2. Damian stop listening to the 'Big Brother' advice Jason gives you!
3. The Batmobile is not for joyriding
4. The Batmobile is not for 'picking up chicks'. Yes, Jason im talking about you. No Dick that does not mean you can.
5. Do not use the Batmobile for giving Damian or anyone under the age of 16 driving lessons.
6. New rule. None of you is allowed to drive the Batmobile, Batplane, Batsub OR any of the Bat- vehicles EVER!
7. Tim is not a toy
8. Dick, Damian is not a cat stop treating him like one.
9. Patrol is not for gossiping about whether or not the supervillains are dating. I don't care whether or not you ship it.
10. Glitter Bombs are not and will never be standard equipment, that includes disco bombs.
11. Stop trying to one-up each other on who has been through the most tragedy. Not only is it Disturbing, but it's also distracting.
12. No, just because Nigma is reformed does not mean you can invite him over for trivial pursuit night.
13. Costumes are not used for getting free ice cream at the ice cream shop. Dick this means you! and no it is not a robin initiation.
14. No, drinking in the cave. most of you aren't legally old enough and the one that is has the mind of a four-year-old, yes Dick you are the 4-year-old don't even ask.
15. The next man who calls me a player or manwhore is grounded. Yes, even you Jason.
16. Stealing the tires of the Batmobile is not acceptable at any time even if it's fathers day
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