Bat-Family Oneshots

Emotional drunks

Tim and Damian stood in the doorway of the lounge unsure of what they where seeing. 
Dick was lieing upside down on the couch which wasn't unusual for the trained acrobat, but it was what he was wearing that brought up the most questions he was wearing a ballerina outfit with big pink sparkly fairy wings. Dick though was not the only one that was wearing something questionable Jason was lieing on the white fluffy mat wearing a hulk suit. where the pair had gotten them they where unsure. 

it was true none of this was entirely out of character really but it was noon and both boys seemed to be utterly drunk and still drinking more, Jason was often getting drunk as it was written in his code of being the edgy rebel but Dick, on the other hand, drank often but never to the point of drunk usually only a glass of wine or three after getting home from the office.

The thing that confused Tim and Damian the most was the conversation they were having. "You smell like a baby prostitute." Jason slurred, making Dick giggle and reply with "...what?! kind of insult is that?" Jason laughed to "Don't know. Saw it on gooooogle, thought hey that's fun" Dick scrunched up in confusion before slurring out "Well in that case...Fuckk you" Jason lifted his head slightly looking at his older brother  "Awwwwwwwww, Dickie, you not even trying no more, are you?" Dick smiled, eyes a little dazed "Don't" he laughed a little unable to control it "Make me say something I will regret, Jason just doesn't, not no worth it" Jason waved his wrist "Pffffffff....i dare you" dick closed his eyes, face contorted into something unreadable. "Fine. But you are the only one that has the blame for this" he took a deep breath, clearing his throat in the process "out of all us robinsss, you most similar to Bruuuce on a mental and physical level" 

Jason suddenly gasps eyes tearing up "How dare you...how could you say that, I thought you loved me" Dick then started tearing up voice wobbling as he spoke "You made me say it, oh god you turned me into a monster" Dick sat on the ground now facing Jason. they both suddenly started sobbing pulling each other into a hug and muttered out apologies.

Tim looked at his younger brother as well as Alfred and Bruce who had turned up before Jasons 'dare'. "What do we do?" he asked Damian shrugged just as confused as the other two heroes as t was a very emotional situation. All three vigilantes looked to there trusty butler and Bruce asked: "Do I shout, ignore or what?" Alfred shrugged and walked away smile playing on his lips at the emotional outburst and confusion of the situation. 

Bruce, Tim and Damian's face lit up with alarm as the sobs coming from the two teens grew more hysterical. Tim and Damian decided to follow Alfred's example and inched away and left Bruce to sort out the mess and get the two boys in bed. "I do feel a little bad for Bruce," Tim said Damian nodded "I too, Grayson does become much more clingy then when he is sober, father will find it much of a challenge" both shivered at the sudden memory of what they had to deal with when they were the ones having to get the two ex robins in bed after a night of drinking with Roy. To this day neither by had forgiven the archer.