Bat-Family Oneshots

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Dick was in the den with his brothers each doing their own thing, Tim was typing away on his keyboard barely taking in the world around him, Damian was drawing in his sketchbook a face full of concentration and Jason was on his phone doing well no one is really sure what Jason does on his phone. Dick was the only one that was talking, he was at the end of a long story he had been telling hi siblings, in his usual overexcitable tone that was just far too hyper to becoming out of an eighteen-year-olds mouth.

Dick fall silent as he looked over his siblings, the large grin that had been plastered on his face fall and morphed into a frown. He watched silently for a moment before speaking again "How did none of you hear what I just said?" to his surprise They answered one at a time "I've been zoned out or the last two and a half hours" Tim said not looking up from his laptop, Jason was the next to speak "I got distracted about halfway through" Damian grunted "Ignoring you was a conscious decision" Dick sighed, mentally scolding himself for being surprised at their answers.

"Are you serious?" Dick asked, only to be met with silence. "Ugh, fine ill go find, Alfred," he said standing up and leaving the room, he cast a glance back at his brothers to see they hadn't moved he sighed and walked towards the kitchen in hopes to find there trusted butler and friend. 

Dick walked into the kitchen to see Alfred sitting at the breakfast bar drinking some tea and reading the newspaper. "Hiya Alfred" the butler looked up slightly and said in his usual strong British accent "Good afternoon Master Richard" before going back to his paper. Dick sat down "The boys are being really mean and ignoring me" He started the long rant that lasted about fifteen minutes "What did I ever do to deserve this?" he finished the butler in question hummed in response, Dicks frown deepened once more "Alfred?" he tried "Alfred?!" he tried again slightly louder "ALFRED?" the butler finally looked up so Dick asked "Where you even listening to me?" Alfred shook his head "Sorry master Dick if you could repeat what you said, im stuck on a rather hard crossword clue" 

Dick stood up with a sigh and decided that this family was far to anti-social for there on good and they where infecting there usual very aware butler. As he went up to his room and face planted onto the bed with another sigh, he came to the conclusion that there was nothing he could do bout it.

Hey guys im gonna be honest i dont even know at this point what this even is. never the less i hope you liked it. 

-D