Bat-Family Oneshots

Are you sure?

Jason's Pov

 My brothers and I just got back from a mission in Singapore and are now going to the mountain for training, let me just point out none of us wants to go but B says we have to. Not even Red Robin wants to go and it's his goddam team. I have a feeling he isn't going to be there much longer, he hasn't told anyone yet but ever since Wing left after that incident with the copy cat banes he hasn't been spending much time there. Though whatever he chooses we will be there for him, even if he is a replacement.

"Hurry up, Jason" Dick calls through the Batcave rather irritably. Dick isn't usually this pissed off, but he is exhausted. He has hardly had a break if he isn't on a mission he's at WE working. To be honest we all need a vacation but him more than anyone. I should probably talk to Bruce about having a brocation when we get back. "Coming"  shout back picking up my guns and ammo before meeting them at the Zeta Tube. 

Once we materialise in the mountain we head straight to the gym to get the training started so we can leave as quickly as possible. When we walk in we notice that some of the leaguers are here and training has already started. "Why are we even here?" Red Robin asks tiredly. Dick crosses his arms and shrugs. "Cause B wants to torture us, obviously" I answer, Damian scoffs "Quit whining all of you, if this is what we have to do to uphold the Bat-Clan reputation then we shall do it without complaint" Dick nods silently. 

Green Arrow who noticed us standing by the wall shouts "Just because you are the Bats kids don't think you are getting out of this training session. Batman said that you were to join in so get to it!" We all glared at him making him flinch back slightly, after that all of us bar Dick moved to join in. I smirk, knowing exactly what was eventually going to happen. 

About 15 minutes into training Dick has not moved a muscle. Don't think the mentors haven't tried, they did in response they either got the silent treatment or a sarcastic reply. Seeing as they weren't making any progress I decided to step in and give the leaguers some very sound advice that the should definitely take. But before I could I was approached by blondey. "What's stuck up his ass?" she asked "We just got back from a mission in Singapore" she raised an eyebrow and said unimpressed "Is that all? He has really lost his touch since his Robin days or is the stories I heard all lies?" I glare at her "Before Singapore, he was in Malawi, India, Japan, Brazil, Canada, Indonesia and Turkey. Quite frankly he's tried." she scoffs "Well if he can't take it mabey he is made to be a hero" and with that, she walks away. I scoff, what would she know, I know for a fact she has never done more than two missions in a row and they have never been more the three days long.

I look back over to the mentors and see them trying to get Nightwing to join in again. All he did was stare at them. I laugh to myself. Suddenly Robin appears at my side "What are you planning, Hood?" I look at the Demon and say "Nothing much, just about to teach the leaguers a lesson about the Bat-Clan is all." he nods "Yes those peasants do need to be taught" and with that, I walk over to were Green Arrow and Superman was standing. "Yo," I say getting their attention. "What do you want Red Hood?" GA says rudely, typical just like his 'Neice'. "I was going to give you some advice about, my brother but if you don't want it I can leave you to it cause you obviously have it under control." and with that, I turn around to leave. 

"Wait!" Superman says rather desperately, I smirk and turn back to them and explain the plan.

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30 miniutes later the leagers have us gathered around and superman is talking "You are going to do one on one combat with us, if by some amazing force you take down one of us another will take their place. Understand" we all nod and superman sayas "Great, any volunteers?" Just as i suspected no on put there hand up. I smirk and Green Arrow says "Nightwing, since you haven't done anything why don't you come up first?" Wing glares at him before somthing glints in his eye and he smiles as he walks up and takes his place infront of Green arrow. As the fight starts i turn to Red Robin and say "Whats the odds he gets through all of them?"

Wally who overhears says "No way, he can't beat Superman, he's the strongest in the league" I shake my head and red adds "I wouldn't be so sure". "Right who want to put money on this" the whole group joins in. Everyone bar me and my brothers put money on the 'he won't get through them all' Tim and I say he will and Damian says he will plus cause Flash to cry. 

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In under an hour he gets though all of them and Flash cried so damian got the money all in all he made 200 bucks. Not that im even surprised. But as we were packing up the equipment Wally says "Is he even human?" Damian answers "Of course he is" Wally doesnt seem convinsed and says "Are you sure?" I nod and say "Yes". Wally looks at Red and says "How are you sure?" Red sighs and says "Because B got him tested for Metagenes, when he was younger and it came up negative" Wally shakes his and Dick laughs and says "Come on guys, im tired lets get out of here before a mission comes up" and with that me and my younger brothers run after Dick straight to the Zeta Tubes and go to bed.