Bat-Family Oneshots

babysitting the waynes pt1

This isn't connected to anything, basically the leaguers thought that batman was a bad person for letting kids fight crime. They have never actually met ea h other out of costume. But course the kids know there identities. The league's only only met bruce out of costume.

Bruce wayne was sitting at the dinning room table having breakfast with his four sons. Surprisingly it was calm, no fighting, no screaming or shouting and no guns or weapons being drawn or thrown across the table. Of course the peace never actually lasts but then again to the billionaire that was the best bit. With the house so big it can feel very lonely but with four very lively children the house os never silent atleast never for long.

After a while Damian says "Father why is the league looking after us? Grayson is here and he usually does it, plus we dont need baby sitters" Dick cuts in "I wouldnt call it baby sitting, little D, more training or perhaps a punishment as i would call it" Jason snorts and adds "I agree with Dickhead, barging in declaring the house is unsafe and Bruce an incapable carer, i mean i think it deserves a punishment, no? What do you think replacement?"

Tim puts down his coffee cup and says "Always happy to help" Bruce who was watching the conversation silently finally says with a smirk "Damian as you always say no one messes with the batfamily and gets away with it plus don't you have to make sure they are worthy allies?" Damian was quiet for a moment but finally said "That is true father" Dick decided to cut in and says "while we are doing this what are you and alfred doing?" Bruce smiled and said "Theres been some problems in Sydney's portion of wayne enterprises, im going to go check it out" Dick nodded and said "what about the meeting on Saturday?" Bruce said "I might be back if not ill call in." Dick nodded and smilied before saying "Damian put the knife down" everyone turned tho face the youngest bar Dick who went back to eating. Damian was sitting there doing nothing, when dick repeated what he said Damian sighed and put the throwing knife on the table. Jason sighed and looked at his older brother who was still camly eating his fruit loops.

"How? You weren't even looking at him" Dick smiled and said "Im batman" everyone sitting at the table face palmed causing him to laugh.

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At around 1 o'clock 6 members of the justice league walked on to the daunting mansion belonging to the batclan or more commonly known as Bruce Wayne the playboy millionaire and his four sons. None of the worlds heroes had any courage to knock on the door so they played rock paper scissors which eventually green arrow aka oliver queen lost. Timidly he knocked on the door, no one answered for a few seconds but when the door finally opened to there surprise a man about 60 years old answered the door. Clark stepped forward and said "we are here to see Bruce" the man nodded and said in a strong british accent "Ah yes Master Bruce is expecting you, come in" the older man stepped a side and allowed them to walk through the thersh hold. "Please wait here while I collected, Master bruce" the instrction 'don't touch anything' was left unsaid but clearly there.

The group looked at each other fear evident in there eyes. Diana sighed and broke the content "They are just kids how bad could they be?" Before they could answer the sound of crashing and glass breaking echoed around the room followed by a scream of terror. Flash squeaked before saying in a whisper "You were saying?"

All of a sudden two people fall down the stairs wrestling. The adults didn't know what to say or do. Just as Hal and Oliver were going to attempt to break the westlers up two more boys appeared the eldest who looked about 18 sId "Jay help me, pull timmy ill get Dami" the other nodded. Both grabbed a pair of flailing arms each and yanked. It took a miniute but the pair came apart the youngest screamed "Grayson let me go, now, i wish to kill Drake" the eldest laughed and said "Not today Dami" once the two had calmed down and were let go clark cleared his throat gaining the boys attention.

All four boys looked at them with a studying gaze, the eldest was the first to break silence "when did you get here?" Oliver looked a bit shocked "You know who we are?!" The second oldest laughed "yes the big 6, the justice league of america yada yada yada" hal was next to speak "Batman told you our identifies?" The third child shock his head "No need, Dick hacked the Bat computer" suddently the voice of Bruce wayne spoke shocking JLA "Tim you forgot a crucial piece of information, he did it when he was nine" the bou in question shook his head "It was simple, anyway left me introduce myself Im Richard Grayson, please call me Dick, these are my brothers Jason Todd, Tim Drake and Damian Wayne"

Bruce nodded and was about to speak when a mobile phone went off, Dick looked sheepish as he took out his phone and looked at the caller ID. When he saw the name he sighed deeply and answered while walking out the room.

The leaguers shoot the family wierd looks tim shrugs and says "work" that earned him a few nods. After a few minutes of small talk Bruce leads the group into the den were they find Dick "No Wayne corps is not going to join you in the construction of nuclear weaponry.........Yes, by all means bring it up at the next meeting, but is it going to be agreed on? No, probably not, we are working on bringing light to the streets of Gotham, not more fear and pain............ No, I don't think you understand my family was brought together by crime we are not going to bring more in.........Yes, yes we can arrange a meeting.....Tuesday? Your supposed to arrange it with my assistant but yes i can see what my schedule looks like and see if i csn slot it in.......... yes, what number can i contact you on?" He flapped his arms around for a second searching for a pen and paper, luckily Tim presents it to him. He quickly scribbled his number down before hanging up he turned around and blushed at the audience and said "Um, sorry"

"No problem kido, who was it?" Bruce asked as he fixed his cuffs. Dick shook his head "cant say old man there is a very nosey reporter in here" The bats all laughed along with the team when clark said very offended "Im not nosey, it's my job!".

"Look Bruce you better go I'll face time you later if there is a problem" Bruce nodded "you are right i do need to leave, boys don't kill or break anything, Dick watch them please. " the boys followed there father together door where they saw there dad and Alfred off. Whether door shut Jason turned to his brothers and said with a smirk "Split!" Before the leaguers could even react the boys disappeared.