ages the same
part 4- meeting Damian
The founding members walked into the kitchen of the watchtower to find Batman having an argument with a boy that can't be any older the age of eight. The team almost had a heart attack the boy was seated at the table in a bright red, green and black suit.
"No you cant fight the league!" batman said "why not i need to see if they are worthy to be friends with you especially that Harlot wonder women have you seen her she cant keep away" the boy souted angrily "i must se that the family line is not tainted by filthy blood like hers"
to say wonder women didnt look like she was ready to rip the kids head off was a lie, insted superman said calmly "Batman what is going on?" before he could answer the boy said "i must fight you boy scout i must see if you a worthy to be his friend, if not i shall end you for being a tait." the team gasped and batman sighed out "you are not fighting them robin!" the young child huffed "Fine but let me..." he was interupted by the sound of three laughs comign from the ceiling as they looked up they saw three boys. Nightwing, Red Hood and Red Robin sitting in the refters watching the scene.
after they were caught they jumped down and batman said "what are you lot doing here?" nightwing being the one to answer said " Robin said it was not right that your only worthy son had not met your imibcilk team and deside that he was going to come here and test there worthiness in a fight to the death and honestly B you cant blame us this is classic" before anyone could say anything wonder women said "So they are your sons?" robin answered angrily "yes now scilent harlot you are not worthy of my fathers preseness." before anyone could say anything to attempt to defuse the sitation the warrior pincess stepped forward angrily "HOW DARE YOU I AM DIANNA PRINCESS OF THE AMAZONS, YOU WILL NOT SPEAK TO ME IN THAT MANNER." she didnt notice the batfamily tense and fall into a defencive formation. When Robin shouted "I SHALL SPEAK TO YOU, HOWEVER, I PLEASE PEASANT" did she notice that when the oldest son touch the shoulder of the youngest did he calm down and lean into the touch slightly, no she didn't.
Batman was about to talk when Superman said "This is not right batman that kids are what eight? he is not ready to be doing this type of work he is a child and the other one is about 14 and the next is what 16 they are still children this is child endangerment you cannot bring up kids" Nightwing interrupted him slightly angrily "He raised me im 18 now and I turned out fine" Green Arrow scoffed "When we met you, you acted childishly and took pictures instead of rescuing us. you too are nothing more than a child."
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