The gang as Cody Ko vines

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Two-Bit: I'm now getting reports that Dally is gay we're live on the scene
Dallas: I'm not fucking gay!

Randy: you used to call me on my iPhone rose gold 6s plus 64 gigabytes

Steve: you guys wanna go get pizza?
Pony: I'm down
Steve: shut up Pony I wasn't talking to you! *mocking voice* I'm DoWn

Dallas: what's your favorite color?
Pony: hmm.. mauve
Dally: ...mauve? God you're fucking weird I hate you
Pony: I like mauve...

Johnny: hey man I like your shoes
Dally: yo back the fuck up.. but thank you i appreciate that.

Steve: god I'm hungover I feel like I have meningitis
Pony: that's what took my grandmother
Steve: wow it's all about you isn't it? It's all about Pony! Fuck off

Two-Bit: sup boy? Where the weed at? Who got that loud *snaps* "pop!"
Dallas: fuck two-bit forgot to take his pills again

Steve at work speaking to a customer: okay your total comes to $4.20 please
Customer: *snickers*
Steve: *snickers*

Dallas: I don't know, what do you think?
Pony: I don't necessarily think that-
Dallas: shut up pony no one was talking to you!
Pony: there's no one else here
Dallas: *mocking* "there's no one else here" SHUT UP

Dallas: babe
Sylvia: yeah?
Dallas: I love you.
Sylvia: awww
Dallas: SIKE! Stupid bitch

Two-Bit: ugh I'm never drinking agai-
Dallas: hey dude you want a beer?
Two-Bit: hell fuckin yeah!

Soda: hey can I get some of your queso?
Steve: that's nacho cheese
Soda: ha very funny *tries to grab cheese*
Steve: *slaps soda*
Soda: ow what the fuck
Steve: it's not your fuckin cheese

Two-Bit: go go, why you goING SO FUCKING SLOW GO
Dally: dude they can't hear you!
Two-Bit: what, are you on their side? Fuck you

Pony: so do you have any interests?
Johnny: yep...
Pony: that's good. Those are good to have

Tim: what's up Dal how was church camp (aka jail) this year
Dallas: it was fucking lit man the turn up was very real
Tim: dude that's so sick

Bob: I don't wanna go to tennis camp!
Bobs dad: what did you say?! Hey! *slaps bob*
Bob: ...did you just try to hit me with money

Dingo waitress: welcome! Have y'all been here before?
Dallas: take one look at my piece of shit body and tell me with a straight face you think I haven't been here before

Johnny: you wanna go to the park and ride the see-saw
Dallas: what? No
Johnny: yeah me neither *whispers* FUCK

Cherry: are you going to Coachella?
Pony: no
Cherry: oh.. *whispers to Marcia* lets get out of here

Two-Bit: alcohol is not the answer, but it certainly makes you forget the question... *crying* and it tears your family apart

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