Hermitcraft Stuff - S6 Oneshots

Honey, Where's My Super Suit?

(Special thanks to Author Child ausforyou for this idea! I thought it would be great for a little Grumbo shot! Shorter than my others, but fun to write nonetheless.)

"Grian, give me back my suit!"

"No! I need it for an advert!"

"We're not swapping clothes again!"

"Well, if you wanna run around in your underwear—"

"Grian!"

Grian dashed away from Mumbo as fast as he could, holding the mustached man's suit tightly in his hands. Mumbo himself chased after the builder, luckily dressed in a spare outfit. It looked very wrong, though, not to see him in his proper attire.

"I need it for a new video!"

"What? No, I need it more!"

"But my viewers will be disappointed," Mumbo said, putting sadness in his voice.

"I'll be disappointed," Grian murmured.

"We're talking about the greater good here," Mumbo said.

"Exactly. The greater good. This advert is for Sahara. It'll make us rich with diamonds!"

"But my video! This needs to happen now. Sahara can wait, can't it? Plus, can't you just borrow Iskall's suit?"

"I like yours better." Grian said under his breath. They were now in the Shopping District, and Hermits were scrambling out of their way to avoid the duo.

"I just need it for an hour or two!" Mumbo protested, accidentally knocking over Scar and Jellie in his wake.

"Well, so do I!"

"But I have a deadline!"

"Your videos have been late for days. C'mon, just this once?" Grian pleaded. He plowed over Iskall, who just stared at the unlikely scene happening before him.

"Grian, you're going to rip it! It's delicate."

"Oh, come now, it's been through End busting. It can't be that delicate."

The unlikely duo chased each other through the server, arguing over a topic that would never be settled. No matter how annoying it was for Grian and Mumbo, the other Hermits found it amusing.

"Give me back my suit!"

"No! I said I need it for an advert!"