Ryuzaki: *checks time and rips off his clothes to reveal a suit* Oh look, it's Question and Answers 8. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THANKS FOR WAITING! I'M YOUR HOST, RYUZAKI MIKAZUCHI, AND WE ARE BACK FOR A DOUBLE DOSE OF MIND FUCKS AND GUESSING WHAT'S CANON AND WHAT'S NOT? I'M STILL RELEVANT I SWEAR!
Audience: *goes wild*
Kakusei: Yo, I'm your guest, Kakusei Amehana. How's it-
Audience: *boos*
Kakusei: Tough crowd tonight, huh? Hey, is that-
Maverick: *punches him in the face* And that makes it a C4 grand slam on Kakusei's face.
Kakusei: *dazed, rubbing his cheek* You know, I should've expected this...
Ryuzaki: There's a lot more where that came from.
Kakusei: Ohoho, I can't wait to find out.
Ryuzaki: Maverick, next time, we running a truck over him.
Maverick: Aye aye sir
Q) To Kakusei-
Staph bullying edgy roll Zeon
Kakusei: Oh hey, a question for me.
Zeon: Edgy roll?
Kakusei: Short Answer: No. Long Answer: No.
Q) To Yozora-
Staph being a depressed roll
Yozora: I'm not a depressed roll
Q) To Chiharu-
How do you feel that Yozora isn't actually Yozora?
Chiharu: I made a promise to always love him, no matter who he was. That's why I'll still love Yozora regardless, even if he's not the Yozora I know.
Q) To Rukia-
Staph making Zeon depressed
Rukia: Eh? Me? I make him depressed?
Zeon: You don't, the person who sent this in is lying
Rukia: Ah... for a moment, I thought I did something to upset you.
Q) To Kristy-
A bit late but happy birthday!
Kristy: Omg, thank you!
Q) To Yozora-
...Suffer!
Yozora: I already am
Q) To Kakusei-
You said Zeon is a parasite, huh. Talk about pot calling the kettle black... Manwhore.
Kakusei: I have a feeling this guy doesn't like me.
Q) To Fox-
Hm... I know. Forced Kakusei to watched Boku no Pico and skip cards can't be used regardless of anything that will allowed it to be use.
Kakusei: Yep, he doesn't...
Ryuzaki: Step in the torture room, Kakusei. Dax's selling eye bleach down the road, so if you can't handle it just buy some off him. Better yet, off yourself before you watch it. *hands him bleach*
Kakusei: Are you trying to murder me or something?!
Ryuzaki: I dunno guys, am I?
Audience: Nah
Kakusei: Whatever... lets get this over with. *takes bleach and walks into torture room*
Ryuzaki: AYE WE GOT RID OF KAKUSEI FOR A FEW HOURS, LET'S ENJOY IT!
Q) To Ryuzaki-
Bring Kaido from the future
Ryuzaki: It's one of these QnAs, huh? Everyone, welcome our special guest from the future, my son, Kaido Mikazuchi!
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