Dave x Jack Oneshots

16. Oops...

"I have a surprize for you! See you tommorow, Old Sport!" After Dave said that, Jack hung up the phone, smiling.

Dave and him killed 5 kids and now it was time to completely destroy Freddy's, for good.

He took a shower and went to his bed, the feeling of excitement in his stomach making him sleep.

His alarm rung in the morning, waking the tangerine man up.

He jumped out and got ready in less than a minute, like a madman he is.

Jack entered the Freddy's building throught the window, as quietly as possible.

He saw Dave, who was probably waiting for him to come see his "surprize" that will destroy Freddy's.

Jack tip-toed to him, facing his wide, strong back.

What if... Jack did a surprize piggy back ride? No homo, right?

He prepared himself and ran towards him, getting ready to jump on the aubergine.

Dave, that motherfucker, he heard someone running up to him, so he turned around, at a very wrong moment.

Jack jumped right into the other man's grip, their lips meeting, before he could yell "PIGGY BACK RIDE!" or "SURPRIZE, MOTHERFUCKA!"

Cold shivers ran down Jack's whole body as he realized what the hell just happened. Or, is still happening.

He accidentally kissed his partner in crime. Oops...

Dave didn't pull away, he just held Jack as best as he could so he doesn't fall onto the ground.

He kind of liked what was happening. So he closed his eyes, but Jack then started pulling away.

"Gah! W-What the fuck??!" Jack screamed to himself, falling out of Dave's arms.

"Wow, Old Sport, I didn't know you were that glad to see me, heh..." Dave joked, reaching out his hand to help the orange man up.

"I-It was an accident, ok? I wanted to do the "surprize piggy back ride", b-but you turned around, a-and, and..." Jack stumbled with his words, his hands shaking as the aubergine helped him stand up.

"It's fine, Old Sport, don't worry about it." Dave reasurred Jack, with a grin on his face.

Jack tried to stop himself from getting a panic attack. "O-Okay... Let's... Not speak about this. Ever." Jack said, putting the emphasis on the word "ever".

"You're no fun, Sportsy" Dave did a fake-sad face.

"Anyways, what was that surprize you were talking about?" Jack asked, to change the subject.

"Oh, yeah, this way!" Dave lead Jack to the saferoom, where his creation sat on the floor.

The Nightmare Foxy holding a dildo, dressed in lingerie. Poor Phone Guy.
He will definetly hate seeing his soulmate looking like that.