Dave x Jack Oneshots

21. Two Dads

"Dad! I can't see anything!" James complained to his purple dad, surrounded by a bunch of Red Hot Chili Peppers fans in a concert.

Dave crouched down. "Climb on my shoulders!"

James carefully sat on the man's shoulders and held onto him when he stood up. Now, the whole wiew was as clear as day. He saw every RHCP band member.

"Thanks, dad!" James thanked Dave, patting his head.

"I'm sorry, excuse me, have you-" Jack was lost in a huge crowd, looking for his boyfriend and son. Then, he saw James.

He pushed past a bunch of people to them. "Dave! Put him down, you're blocking other's wiew!"

"WE ARE THE WIEW, BABY!" Dave and James shouted in unison.

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"How did you get an F from english?" Jack's hands were on his hips as he looked down at his son, who was sitting on the couch.

James put his head down and shrugged.

"No phone for a week, young man, you have to be more responsible!" Jack then proceeded to give him a scolding, which wasn't so boring, because James saw Dave standing in the doorway behind the tangerine.

He was imitating Jack, but in a dumb, funny way, making mouth movements and throwing his hands around like a triggered robot.

"What's so funny, James Kennedy?" Jack asked strictly, after seeing James' cheeks turn red and a stupid smile on his face.

He turned around, making Dave pause on a funny pose.

"Dave! Stop that immedeatly!"

"Okay, okay, Momma Orange!"

"DAVE, I SWEAR TO GOD-"

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"Who is that puppet and a man with a red phone you're in between?" James asked, after seeing a family picture on Jack's house wall.

"Oh, that's my brother Peter and my sister Dee. Sadly, they aren't alive anymore." Jack replied.

"What happened to them?" The boy asked, sitting down on the sofa in the living room.

Jack sat down beside him.

"Well... My sister Dee was killed on her sixth birthday. There was this horrible man that killed her. And my brother, he had a bad springlock accident."

James tilted his head, letting the orange man know he is listening. "Springlock accident? The one you talked in that tape about?"

"Uh, yeah, that springlock accident." Jack nodded.

"Why do you make your employees wear them? What if they die?"

"Uh, not anymore. I banned the use of springlock suits." Jack answered. The main reason he banned them was because he felt more responsible, even though that restaurant will be burned down soon.

"By the way, who was that man that killed your sister?" James asked again, curious.

"Uh... That's a story for another day. Now, you should go to sleep, it's late." Jack said, standing up.

Both of them were tired from the long drive home from California to Colorado.

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A/N :

Since I don't have many ideas, requests are open now!