[EDITED!]
unknown:
hi just a tip, maybe don't put your number in weird places
me:
what the fuck and who the fuck?
♡ in which changbin finds felix's number on a lamppost in his street ♡
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binnie☆: SHIT WRONG PERSON I'M SO SORRY i didn't mean to send that fuCk i'm sorry wHY WON'T IT DELETE
me: UH EXCUSE ME YOU BEAUTIFUL SPECIMEN holy sHIT i must've been a fucking angel in my past life to deserve to see this who the hell gave you the right to be that cute? literally who do you think you are?
binnie☆: i am nOt cute
me: no you're a liar is what you are
binnie☆: i'm nOT CUTE
me:
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binnie☆: listen here you lil shit-
me: wow you really had the audacity to attack me like that after my ass called your ass cute
binnie☆: i fail to see the issue :)
me: sigh
binnie☆: did you just- nvm it's your turn lord knows i'm not gonna be alone in this
me: my turn for what?
binnie☆: send me your face, dense bitch
me: w o w okay i see how it is i thought you were a real one 😭😭😭 anyway prepare i'm not attractive
me:
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me: it's not the most recent, i have faded purple hair now [seen 9:49am]
me: uhhh hyung? you there?
binnie☆: yeah sorry i was busy fucking short-circuiting suddenly i'm the gayest bitch to walk earth
me: "suddenly" bb why are you lying to yourself in this way-
binnie☆: listen any bitch would get on their hands and knees for you regardless of sexuality and that's just how it is
me: uH THANKS I GUESS?
binnie☆: and you're telling me you dyed your hair too? are you trying to kill everyone you walk past on the street? is that it?
me: SKSKSKDJKG STOP BEING DRAMATIC
binnie☆: i have the right to be dramatic when your face does tHiS to me homicide is a serious topic felix