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changaroo:
FELIX
I ASKED HIM OUT LAST NIGHT
HE SAID YES
HE FUCKING SAID YES
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT

me:
wHOA WHOA WHOA WHY DID YOU WAIT UNTIL WE WERE BOTH IN AUSTRALIA YOU FUCKING DICK
you're LItEraLLY thE WoRSt
I CAN'T EVEN HUG YOU
DO YOU KNOW HOW TORTUROUS THAT IS TO ME
I NEED TO HUG YOU

changaroo:
MATE PLEASE CALM DOWN
LEMME TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED
THIS IS THE CUTEST SHIT I'M STILL CRYING

me:
aight bitchass
tell me then

changaroo:
okay so a couple of days ago he agreed to go on a trial date with me
nothing fancy just a little date
and yesterday we went to this nice little café on the main street
and i pulled out a lil gift yadda yadda
and this bitch teared the fuck up and held my hand and gave me a very emotional sentimental speech about how this is new to him but he's willing to try with me because i make him confortable 🥺

me:
you guys are so so incredibly precious stop tUGGING AT MY HEARTSTRINGS
MY CONCEALER IS EXPENSIVE
IF YOU MAKE ME CRY ON THIS SHIT I'LL MURDER YOU

changaroo:
PLEASE I sOBBED So HaRD
he's STILL SOBBING i dunno know why the fuck he said "sObBEd" - noah

me:
as if yoU're perfectly calm hyung
we all know you ain't tough

changaroo:
touché 😗✌ - noah
look at my BoYFriEnD he knows fancy french words

me:
that's very cute and all but
i don't think a french word adopted into the english language counts as a fancy french word

changaroo:
let me hype up my man, dickswab

me:
no one is stopping you from continuing i'm just stating facts

changaroo:
i have a boYFRIENDDDHFDJDHGFADKTK
and it's 💫n o a h💫

me:
oh my god
i dunno why it juSt hit me but
y'all are gonna go on cute dates and hold hands and kiss n stuff how cUte

changaroo:
hehehehehHEHEHHEHE
yeah i guess we are :3

me:
damn it literally seems like it was yesterday that we were eight
running around in the playground
kicking stones and stuff
as one does

changaroo:
when we were kids you were a complete recluse my man what type of running around were yoU doing in the playground?
you know, you were the first person who was younger than me who told me to fuck off
and you were eigHt years old

me:
i hated everyone okay? i don't discriminate
kids are weird like that
also everyone else i spoke to was a big meanie so i thought you were gonna pull a whole 180 on me

changaroo:
yeah i never understood why they were so shitty to you
you were nice to everyone befOre that
i remember people at church used to call you the piggyback fairy

me:
i barely remember being nice to anyone that wasn't you or my parents as a kid tbh
or my sister
specifically natalie
as much as i love her now, emma was a nightmare as a kid

changaroo:
to be fair you were no nicer to emma than she was to you

me:
yeah that's true lmao
also why the hell did you want to befriend me? i was 2 grades below you

changaroo:
you were surprisingly mature for your age when you got talking and it hurt to sit back and watch your happiness go byebye
you got over it eventually though
it's beyond me how you went from the kid who wouldn't talk to people at all to the man who fell in love with someone over the space of 5 months

me:
oh come on that's generous, it took me way less than 5 months-
he's special to me i dunno
it started off as me annoying him and then he started annoying me instead
and then boom
° • ~ ☆ r o m a n c e ☆ ~ • °

changaroo:
you've changed so much and i truly didn't think that was possible for you
not to this degree anyway
i'm proud of you :)

me:
he's tearing up again those words trigger breakdowns - bin

changaroo:
everyone's been sobbing today 😔✊

me:
congratulations guys but we gotta get going :)
the hotel needs us out by noon and we're meeting with lix's parents soon - bin

changaroo:
tell them chris bang says hi!

me:
of course :) bye hyung - bin
cya channie hyung - lix

changaroo:
later guys :)
[seen 10:22am]

[a/n]

guess who's ceo of not updating on time and then updating too many times?

~ o.s

EDITING: ^ still painfully accurate...