binnie☆:
alright you
get dressed i'm taking you out
me:
excuse me????
binnie☆:
get
dressed
i'm
taking
you
out
me:
wh-
wait wait wait rewind
there's no way i read that correctly wHat
you? want to take me out??
where?
binnie☆:
that's for me to know and you to find out
me:
wHAT
are you sure you texted the right number?
it's felix
binnie☆:
for fucks sake-
i know it's felix
and at this rate the only way i'll be taking you out is with a rifle so you better watch your tongue
me:
ooP-
okay cool cool cool
tongue is being watched
binnie☆:
god you're equal parts adorable and infuriating how do you even manage that
me:
i'll be taking that as a compliment because i ain't got time for your negativity luv x
binnie☆:
just get dressed already
as i said i'm taking you out
me:
i'm getting dressed yeah okay
wait
into what???
i still don't even know where you're taking me or what i should wear
binnie☆:
just wear anything you indecisive idiot
you don't need to overdo it
its just me
me:
well yes but
is it a formal event???
binnie☆:
... why the hell would i be trusting you at a formal event? you'd smash your wine glass the minute it was handed to you
me:
okay ouch
binnie☆:
tell me i'm wrong then if you're that hurt
me:
yeah no i can't
binnie☆:
and why's that?
me:
because you're correct
actually something like that has happened before lmao
i stained the white carpet with red wine at my sister's wedding
binnie☆:
... you know i really should have been prepared to hear that but i wasn't
you're a disaster
me:
it was her fault she shouldn't have ordered red wine for a wedding anyway
also hyung?
binnie☆:
yup?
me:
forgive me if this is obvious, i'm bad at social cues sometimes but
this is a date right?
binnie☆:
well it was meant to be
so yes
but only if you're comfortable with that
me:
of course i am
did you really just forget that yesterday happened? dumb bitch
binnie☆:
y'know something tells me i won't ever forget about yesterday lix
me:
...
i'm not crying i'm just,,,
allergic to oxygen
binnie☆:
alright that's enough
i'll be at your place at 5pm
to be specific we're not going anywhere fancy at all so just wear something comfortable and warm
emphasis on warm
me:
okay thank you
i'll get ready now
see you soon binnie hyung :)
binnie☆:
see you then :)
[seen 3:47pm]
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