me:
okay so
i didn't end up asking him out
iron chan:
bin you absolute fucking dimwhit i'll literally punch you in the face
why the hell not?
what's wrong with you???
me:
whoA calm down hotshot
i didn't ask him because he asked me before i got the chance
iron chan:
he whAt now???
me:
i know
the bitch straight up pushed me into the couch to do it
and then like
sat on my lap and stuff 😭✊
iron chan:
y'know each and every time one of you texts me i get a little more shocked
i didn't know felix had balls
me:
oh felix has balls alright
iron chan:
...
e x c u s e m e ?
me:
nOt literally you fuckin pervert
metaphorical balls
we have not danced the devil's tango
iron chan:
awww i'm almost disappointed
and very surprised actually
me:
i'll ignore the first part
why are you surprised?
iron chan:
at the rate you two were going it wouldn't have been a shock if y'all fucked spontaneously before you started dating
me:
bitch no what the fuck
i do everything i can to make sure he's 100% comfortable with what we do i'm not just gonna HoOk Up with him
iron chan:
that was a test and you passed with flying colours
you may now kiss as husbands
me:
shut up
actually that reminds me
i hear you're thinking about asking noah hyung out? 👀
iron chan:
for fucks sakeee
the boy can't keep a secret can he?
me:
watch your mouth hyung i can keep secrets very well i just didn't want to keep this one :þ - felix
iron chan:
hm.
what are y'all doing?
me:
cuddling on the couch - f
iron chan:
what happened to my child? he's such a confident gay now
what happened to panics mcgee?
me:
god knows mate - f
okay as his boyfriend, he's not tHAT ballsy - b
iron chan:
hehehe "boyfriend" that's so cute
also it was funny the first time but please stop referring to his testicles like that
me:
for the record if i wasn't that ballsy my voice would be considerably higher just saying 👀 - f
iron chan:
i-
right that's it
i've had enough eye poison for one day
bye bye
me:
bye channie hyung - f
see ya dick swab - b
iron chan:
a prime example of why felix is my favourite
me:
yeah yeah whatever hyung - b
[seen 9:46pm]
[a/n]
hi! i posted a preview of a new minsung fic i'm going to be writing when this story is over
it's not long, but feel free to give it a read! it's called 'to no avail' and it will be very different from this story
that's all! thank you :D
~ o.s
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lamppost | changlix ✔
Fanfiction[EDITED!] unknown: hi just a tip, maybe don't put your number in weird places me: what the fuck and who the fuck? ♡ in which changbin finds felix's number on a lamppost in his street ♡ ㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡ • lapslock • will contain cursing • may not...
