me:
guess who just got standing tickets for 3racha?
ThiS GuY
binnie☆:
hell yeah bitch
when is it?
me:
27th january
i think you should come with me 😏😏
binnie☆:
ahhhh
the 27th?
no luck, buddy
i'm busy that day
me:
did you just call me buddy?
okay grandpa
binnie☆:
honestly i expected ok boomer
me:
hyung i'm mean but i have a heart
binnie☆:
you have a heart but do you have a brain?
me:
*dramatic death noises*
binnie☆:
what a mood
me:
oh my god wait
i can't believe i never asked you this it's such an important question
binnie☆:
oh okay
*sweats in scared*
ask away
me:
pineapple on pizza: yay or nay?
binnie☆:
yay
me:
finally an intellectual
everyone i know hates it but it's great
binnie☆:
eVeryone you know?
me:
literally
they're all trolls
binnie☆:
you need new friends
me:
i have one new friend
binnie☆:
are you talking about me or the cat?
me:
...
there's a right answer and a wrong answer here
binnie☆:
gasp
you traitor
i thought you were a Real One™
me:
oh my god you text gasped unprompted
character development
binnie☆:
don't draw attention to it
i didn't even notice that's how fucking brainwashed i am
me:
i haven't brAinwashed you shut up
binnie☆:
debatable but okay bb
me:
sigh
sometimes it's hard to pretend to like you
binnie☆:
if you genuinely liked me i wouldn't be doing my job right as a friend
me:
wise words from a dull man
binnie☆:
wtf is this bully changbin day?
me:
okayokay i'll stop now i've had my fun
binnie☆:
sadist 😤
me:
;)
binnie☆:
i-
you always find a way to render me speechless
me:
thanks it's a natural talent of mine
binnie☆:
yeah
i figured that out on day two
[seen 5:07pm]
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lamppost | changlix ✔
Fanfiction[EDITED!] unknown: hi just a tip, maybe don't put your number in weird places me: what the fuck and who the fuck? ♡ in which changbin finds felix's number on a lamppost in his street ♡ ㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡ • lapslock • will contain cursing • may not...
