me:
CHaN hyUNg
baNg cHAn
c h r i s t o p h e r
helP Me
changaroo:
jesus felix what's wrong?
me:
mate i don't even-
hngfdudksdhd
changaroo:
if that's all you wanted i'll be going back to my nap
me:
nO PlEASe
LIsTEN TO Me
changaroo:
i'm joking mate go on
me:
i don't have the story straight this is gonna be a mess
but long story short binnie hyung and i were making pancakes right?
changaroo:
uh huh 🌚
me:
i'm ignoring that
okay so pancakes
i kept staring at him every 2 seconds because i'm a useless homosexual
changaroo:
sounds about right yeah
me:
hey he's nice to look at okay?
and you weren't meant to agree with that you dick >:(
changaroo:
so i was meant to just lie to you?
me:
Y E S but anyway that's not important
the important part is he fucking caught me ogling him like he was my next meal
and shoVEd me against the countertop
changaroo:
oh???
me:
and then he fucken
kISSED ME
on the LiPS
wITH HIs liPs
changaroo:
O H ?????????
me:
and yeah that's basically it
i'm only freaking out like
a LOT
changaroo:
did you kiss back?
me:
wHy iS THaT iMPoRTaNt yOU DoN't nEeD TO KnOw tHAt
changaroo:
that's a yes isn't it
me:
...
okay maybe it's a yes
changaroo:
N I C E ;)
was he a good kisser?
me:
sensAtional to be honest-
we didn't stop for like a solid 8 minutes and i couldn't tell you who's fault that was
changaroo:
so y'all made out while making pancakes and still claim to just be friends
bitch i don't fucking think so
it's not an impossible concept for a lot of people but you? making out with a friend? i do nOT think so
me:
y e s i k n o w t h a t d u m b a s s
so what the fuck is happening???
changaroo:
what's happening is y'all are in love and you're just starting to see what everyone else has been seeing for months
me:
huh.
changaroo:
you don't believe me but you should
you straight up have no idea how long this coward has wanted to do that for
me:
WhaT?
changaroo:
he would never admit that but the way he's been looking at you for the last month or so is utterly pathetic
he's whipped i'm telling you
me:
i don't think you're meant to be telling me all of this lmfaooo
i dunno if i'm just oblivious or dumb but i had no idea
changaroo:
you're slow as fuck yeah i know
to be fair you've been ten times worse than changbin
you've been undressing him with your eyes since the day you met him
me:
you're on thin fucking ice my guy because that block button's looking real good right about now
changaroo:
do it
you won't
me:
is that a challenge, mr bang?
changaroo:
yes
[not delivered! 8:54pm]
changaroo:
felix you son of a bitch
you really did it 😔✊
[not delivered! 8:55pm]
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lamppost | changlix ✔
Fanfiction[EDITED!] unknown: hi just a tip, maybe don't put your number in weird places me: what the fuck and who the fuck? ♡ in which changbin finds felix's number on a lamppost in his street ♡ ㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡ • lapslock • will contain cursing • may not...
