me:
c
h
a
n
h
y
changaroo:
w h a t
me:
u
i wasn't fucking finished
n
g
changaroo:
i wish i was still blocked
it is 1 in the morning you cretin
me:
what are you complaining for you insomniac we all know you aren't sleeping
changaroo:
you got me there
whatchu want felix?
me:
we went on a date :D
changaroo:
i'm pretty sure we didn't fam
me:
not us you idiot
changbin hyung took me on a date
changaroo:
fucking finally
y'all in the kitchen making pancakes unholy i would've hoPed he was gonna take you out
me:
why did you say it like thattt we didn't fuCk
changaroo:
your mouths did
u n h o l y
me:
i could get a handgun and make you very holey if you want
i was a marksman in the 3 months i attended army cadets y'know
changaroo:
who forced you to join army cadets
me:
no one i wanted to join
changaroo:
that's funny
who forced you
me:
...
dad said i needed friends and something to do
changaroo:
knew it
how is dad anyway? i miss him
me:
i love how you call him dad
he's my dad get ur own 😤
but jokes aside he's not doing great right now actually
changaroo:
why's that???
me:
he's been sick for a while
changaroo:
oh
is it serious?
me:
the doctors said no but he's been sick for a year so i really don't know
he's strong though
changaroo:
yeah he is
if anyone's a fighter it's him :)
back to topic because i don't want you getting sad
me:
thank you yes
changaroo:
give me details then
did y'all kiss 👀
me:
mayhaps a little 👀👀👀👀
we also went ice skating and i met your lovely husband
changaroo:
my whAT
oh noah hyung-
he's not my husband you dick we're not even dating
me:
your husband is really nice he booked a whole hour in the rink just for us
how are the kids anyway?
changaroo:
felix i know you like to be annoying but please spare me
i beg of you
me:
i hear you treat him like your husband so what's the big deal?
changaroo:
maybe that's because i want him to be
me:
hOLD UP HWAT
WHAT THR FUCK WAIT A MINUTE
changaroo:
nothing
me:
you ain't sLY you're too dumb to be sly
changaroo:
i said nothing
me:
you just basically got married and had kids in front of me
changaroo:
that would be nice i guess
me:
hyung when
when are you asking him out
i know you fancy the face off him you might as well just go for it
changaroo:
fucking hypocrite
me:
shut up hyuNG
changbin knows i like him at this point he's not that dumb
changaroo:
debatable
me:
anyway
i hope you know i'm going to sob at your wedding and then my speech is gonna make you sob
changaroo:
wE AREN'T EVEN DATING-
felix please i love you but you're getting my hopes up for someone who might not even like guys and that blow will hurt so much more if i'm hopeful-
me:
... flag #1: his employee lanyard had the word "pride" printed across it in rainbow
flag #2: he basically went purple when we brought you up
flag #3: he could barely keep the smile off his face when changbin teased him further
need i say more?
changaroo:
felix please.
me:
i mean it
you came up in conversation twice and his face lit up like christmas
he may as well already be married to you mate
changaroo:
okay yeah that's cute and all
but even if he likes me
there's a problem
me:
what do you mean??
changaroo:
i don't think i just like him anymore
it's worse than that
me:
already?
changaroo:
yeah
i had a crush on him for like a year before i started hanging out with him and i've known him for a few months now
i thought it'd be gone by now but it only grew and now that i know him it's spiralling every time i see him
me:
why's that a problem?
changaroo:
don't you think that'll freak him out? even if he likes me?
me:
i like changbin
if he told me he loved me, i wouldn't know how to react yet and it'd be a little awkward
but i wouldn't be freaked out
i'd be flattered
so no, i don't think it'd freak him out at all
changaroo:
mmmm
i still don't know
i'll think about it some more
oh wow it's LaTe
don't you have uni tomorrow?
me:
no but i do have dance
i'm gonna sleep i don't want to be dead in the morning
try not to stay up too late again
night hyung
changaroo:
thank you i'll try
night lix
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