me:
uhh hi yeah what the absolute FUCK is GoINF ON????
i cannot bELiEve you
binnie☆:
uhhh
surprise i guess?
me:
i-
let me get this straight because i'm bouta come backstage and smack a bitch
you let me rant tO YoU
over and over
about how much i love yOu who i didn't know was you
for like 3 whole damn months
without saying anything
binnie☆:
i absolutely did yes
me:
great lovely amazing 10/10
i don't even know how to feEL
god i'm so sorry lmao i have never felt so embarrassed in my life
and i fell in dog shit when i was a kid
binnie☆:
lix what the hell-
me:
i can't believe this
i have been betrayed by you
by minho hyung
by chan hyung
aNd by jisung
jisung doesn't get a hyung
in fact, none of you deSERVE ONE
binnie☆:
minho hyung knew?
me:
what, that you're spearb? a member of 3racha? the best rap unit under jyp? and you're the member i happen to have a fixation with? and i told you about that fixation? time and time again? in rather explicit terms?????
binnie☆:
... imma just let you get it all out lmaoo
me:
i dunno hyung maybe you should stop me before i KiLl yOU
fucking
I cAN't Go oN THe 27tH i'M BUsY
*fails to tell me you're a 3racha member and lets me humiliate myself*
binnie☆:
okay that's enough
felix, reLAX
i thought it was cute as hell actually
that's why i never told you
your expectations were so high lmao you're probably disappointed
me:
now listen here you beautiful piece of shit who i'm still very mad at
i am so incredibly far from disappointed my expectations were meT
remember how i said i didn't think i would survive the show?
binnie☆:
yes i remember but that was only in the case of 'spearb' being hot
me:
welp
spearb is hot
i'm dead
play wow at my funeral
binnie☆:
do i take that as a compliment or get mad that you had the audacity to bring up w*w?
me:
take it as the highest of compliments i hate everyone
finding someone hot is one thing for me but actually calling them hot is a whole other thing
[seen 11:12pm]
me:
uh hyung?
did i freak you out?
binnie☆:
nonono sorry just
screaming and stuff
me:
oKaY drama king whatever
binnie☆:
i can confirm he is actually screaming - chan
me:
oh would you look at that!
it's traitor 2.0 :)
binnie☆:
listening to this idiot rant about you being in love with him was too funny sorry mate haha - chan
me:
aHHHh
SHHHHhUt Up i'm nOT in LoVE WiTh hiM
binnie☆:
you don't have to lie felixxxx - chan
oh my god please please please ignore him i'm never leaving the room without my phone again
me:
now what, you deceiver.
binnie☆:
we're coming out to meet everyone in a minute
stand by the bar we'll come to you two first
me:
oMg I'm gONnA mEEt 3rAChA
binnie☆:
i swear to god just gO To tHE BAr
me:
i'm on my way be patient cHaNgBIN
binnie☆:
oi i'm older than you :(
[seen 11:28pm]
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lamppost | changlix ✔
Fanfiction[EDITED!] unknown: hi just a tip, maybe don't put your number in weird places me: what the fuck and who the fuck? ♡ in which changbin finds felix's number on a lamppost in his street ♡ ㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡ • lapslock • will contain cursing • may not...
