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me:
hey there
or should i say
j-j-jeogiyo hyung

binnie☆:
no
n o
don't finish that

me:
h o k s h i
n a m j a c h i n g u
i s s e o y o?

binnie☆:
alexa how do you kill someone without going to prison?

me:
okay DaMn chill

binnie☆:
i see you've heard wow

me:
and wow indeed
what a disasterpiece

binnie☆:
what a great way to describe that fuckery

me:
this dude really went and rhymed shrek with swag like it wasn't the worst line ever written

binnie☆:
i'm begging you please don't remind me-

me:
how do you think they sleep at night knowing wow exists

binnie☆:
they don't

me:
yeah that makes sense :p
sO
how are you?

binnie☆:
traumatised thoroughly by that
but otherwise i'm okay
yourself?

me:
i'm better than tony that's for sure

binnie☆:
do you value your life

me:
greatly

binnie☆:
then fucking stop please i'm begging you once again

me:
it's payback for all the times you tortured me

binnie☆:
this is so much worse than anything i've ever done to you

me:
what do you think is the worst verse?

binnie☆:
oh definitely cb97's verse
without question

me:
good
something we can agree on

binnie☆:
so what else have you heard that you like?
wow doesn't count

me:
runner's high is good
so is p.a.c.e
i also really like 은석이 (silver stone)
it's kinda dark though

binnie☆:
ah yeah that one's sad
i think my favourite track is zone

me:
yeah that's the first one i heard
listen i'm gonna rant about this dude's damn voice
and you're gonna listen

binnie☆:
okay go off then

me:
spearb sounds like he's about to blow out his vocal cords
and it's the best noise in the whole fucking world ngl
i have never been so shook by a rapper
he switches up flow so effortlessly
that takes some tAlent
and then he does the fucking grOwl tone thing
i don't know how the hell he does that with his voice but i could get used to it

binnie☆:
is that so???

me:
yeah i think he's my favourite
scratch that he's definitely my favourite

binnie☆:
oh shit okay

me:
hell yeah
you seem shocked by that

binnie☆:
i'm surprised
i didn't think you'd be a spearb stan

me:
why not?

binnie☆:
i dunno you just don't seem the type

me:
well he's definitely mY type if you catch my drift
i'd let him step on me
in fact i'd pay him to step on me
very violently
he's not getting the money if there's no internal bleeding

binnie☆:
i-
okay you're fucking weird man
i like it though don't get me wrong lmao

me:
thank you omg 😔✊
you say that like you've never met a weirdo before

binnie☆:
i've met weird people but you definitely top the charts
and that's impressive
i'm friends with utter crackheads and you're still worse

me:
good 😘😘

binnie☆:
aight i gotta get going
my lunch break just ended

me:
oh shit you're at work
bye hyunggg
enjoy your shift

binnie☆:
later lixie
[seen 2:28pm]