[ triple update because i'm on my fourth cup of coffee and i can see sounds :) ]
[ EDITING, 7 months later: ^ still alarmingly accurate ]
me:
hyuNg
i am so dumb
iron chan:
god you're both texting me-
what do you wAnt bitch?
i just said goodnight to felix
me:
i forgot to ask him
iron chan:
... come again for big fudge?
me:
i meant to ask felix if he wanted to be my boyfriend at the end of the night
and i literally fucking
FORGOT :)
iron chan:
how the hell did you forget thAT?
me:
i mean
it kinda feels like we're already dating--
iron chan:
yes but still
you are a disaster of a human being
me:
he makes me nervous okay shut up
iron chan:
oh so you didn't forget
but you pussied out?
me:
...
maybe
iron chan:
chANgBiN wHY
HE WOULDN'T SAY NO YOU IDIOT
JUST FUCKING ASK HIM
me:
FIRST OF ALL YOU'RE A HYPOCRITE
SECOND OF ALL HE COULD THOUGH
I DON'T WANNA MAKE HIM UNCOMFY BY ACCIDENT
iron chan:
okay
what's really stopping you?
you KNOW he likes you dumbass
me:
no i doN'T
for all i know he's like this with everyone
iron chan:
*inhaleS*
alright you stupid bitch imma give you a little felix centred history lesson
listen to me or i will castrate you with a twig got it?
me:
oop okaY got it chief
i'm listening
👂👂👂
iron chan:
i have always known felix to be the hardest person ever to get to know
he's extremely closed off
like exTREMELy
me:
i knew that yeah
iron chan:
no you don't
you clearly don't get it
we were best friends in australia and he didn't open up to me for y e a r s
it took me weeks to get his name out of him for christ's sake
and you're telling me you came into his life mere months ago and he made out with you yEsterday?
me:
that is what i'm telling you
iron chan:
bin that's literally insane
felix doesn't dO that
with anyone
me:
uh he did with me i guess?
also today we kinda kissed on the ice
iron chan:
... you're never getting rid of him
man is in love with you
if you print the wedding brochures now you'll save time
me:
don'tsaythatiwillcombustonspot
iron chan:
i'm telling you
he'll say yes
just do it you coward
me:
well obviously i'm not doing it noW
iron chan:
if you asked him to be your boyfriend over text i would end your bloodline he's too tiny for that kind of treatment
me:
i'm gay wbk the bloodline ends with me
oh yeah that reminds me
i have some boiling tea
iron chan:
go on
me:
"mr seo" himself saw us together
iron chan:
oh fuck
did he do anything?
me:
nothing more than a few shitty texts
he already knew i had a thing with a guy so whatever it's not new information for the asshole
iron chan:
i'd still watch my back if i were you mate
be safe
you know he can be unpredictable
me:
i will don't worry
iron chan:
and so help me god if he even thinks about touching my australian little brother i will fuck him up
me:
he won't touch felix
if he does, all you'll be left to beat up is scraps of what used to be a man. :)
iron chan:
omg look at changbin being all protective and shit
i'm so proud of my son 😭😔✊
me:
thank you dad ✊✊
now go to bed we have work tomorrow
iron chan:
okay yeah
you too asshat
me:
i will i will
goodnight
iron chan:
night bin
[seen 3:43am]
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