me:
hyUNg oh my fucking god
biNNIe
bin
hyuNg
binnie☆:
uhhh
you summoned?
me:
since when are you a demon?
anyway
3racha are touring seoul
in fucking a month
i'm going to scReAM
binnie☆:
oh really? they're touring?
me:
they're toURing
i can't believe it
i'm gonna buy tickets as soon as they come out
binnie☆:
don't go alone it'll be boring
and unsaFe
me:
it won't be boring shut up i'll kill you
but yeah i know
i'm going with my friend he has a fat crush on j.one
they're small venues but i don't give a daMn they deserve to perform in opera houses
binnie☆:
you're so excited for this i love it
me:
excited doesn't even cut it
i'm buZZinG
i'm surprised i haven't spontaneously caught fire yet
binnie☆:
you're so extra wtf
they're not that great boo 💅
me:
are you actually kidding
get those filthy words out of your mouth right now
utter slander
i can't believe you had the audacity
binnie☆:
what? they're not
me:
i will not hesitate to track you down and shove my foot so far up your ass that it comes out your mouth
binnie☆:
sometimes i forget you know taekwando
me:
n e v e r f o r g e t.
binnie☆:
okAy i'm sorry i won't say it againnn
me:
thank you
it just hit me i don't even know what these dudes look like
binnie☆:
no you don't 🌚
me:
i'm not prepared
oh god
binnie☆:
what?
me:
what if they're hot?
hyung
hyung oh no what if they're hot?
binnie☆:
drama queen has entered the chat
me:
no you don't get it i'm already so incredibly gay for this rapper
if he has a hot face i'm just not going to survive the show-
binnie☆:
guess you'll just have to wait and see
me:
i will die if spearb is hot.
binnie☆:
well then you have to prepare for death he's probably hot 👀
me:
he's probably hot yeah
fucking hell of course he is
with a voice like that he's gotta be
binnie☆:
calm your tatas
you haven't even seen them yet
me:
sighhh u rite
binnie☆:
yes i am
now go to sleep bitch
it's practically dawn
me:
it's nowhere near dawn but okay yes
goodnight hyung
binnie☆:
night lixie
[seen 1:20am]
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lamppost | changlix ✔
Fanfiction[EDITED!] unknown: hi just a tip, maybe don't put your number in weird places me: what the fuck and who the fuck? ♡ in which changbin finds felix's number on a lamppost in his street ♡ ㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡ • lapslock • will contain cursing • may not...
