☆AKATSUKI BOYFRIEND SCENARIOS☆

You become friends

PEIN  

This guy was impossible! he worked you like a dog. you trudged tiredly into his meeting room where he had a dozen maps spread about."the mission is done pein sama...the rebels are all dead" you panted. 

"good now i want you to go over to kusagakure to deliver this scroll"

thats when you lost it "NO! im not going! im tired i need to rest...unlike you im not some strong emotionless diety...i havent eaten since yesterday's mission and i havent slept for....I DONT KNOW I LOST COUNT OF THE NIGHTS!!" you were having a full on breakdown by now.

he frowned and approahed you making you step back a bit from fear. 

"maybe ive worked you too hard...i forgot you were a mere human...you can rest but only if you help around the office here"

you smiled tiredly and nodded. you sat next to him on the desk and began helping him with his scrolls and maps. soon enough your started having small conversations and you tried to drop some jokes here and there to make him laugh because you were curious if he ever did. pein didnt seem that distant or scary aymore and that made you relax and finally let your gaurd down around him. he introduced you to konan as well, she brought you lunch while you helped them with all the work. At the end of the day you and pein finished and where tidying up. "we are done for today y/n you can go home and sleep"

"thank you pein sama" you bowed your head slightly and left with a smile on your face thinking of diving directly into your bed after a hot shower. 

HIDAN

For an entire week you and hidan met up almost everyday at the same bar and got some drinks then went to sacrifice some random people. He often teased you and stole your sacrifices making you snap at him angrily and throw a big tantrum about earning jashin's favor. it was like you were both constantly trying to prove who the best jashinist was. 

"no no! ive had 10 kills in just two days hidan...im obviously better!" you lashed out at him throwing some kunai under his feet. he dodged and tried to swing at you with his scythe."heh? but im the one who fucking influenced your conversion to this religion in the first place. so i did jashin sama a huge favor earning him a strong and loyal follower" he said proudly while you blocked his attack. you stopped and smirked staring into his purple eyes " wow did you just compliment me or has the alcohol ran right to your head"

he lowered his scythe and looked away " its the fucking alcohol for sure bitch...dont think im going soft on you or anything"

you smiled and sat down on the ground looking at the stars."you are a really fun guy...i never really had friends so thank you"

his eyes softened and he sat next to you " pft dont go all fucking sad and emotional on me now" he teased poking your side making you giggle.

"i know its unlike me...this is most definitely the alcohol talking"

you both laid down on the grass staring at the stars mostly arguing and making bets until it was time to leave and you both said your goodbyes. 

KAKUZU

After bringing kakuzu in and serveing him some tea you did some catching up and he agreed not to have your head for his bounties. you helped bandage his wounds and got introduced to his foul mouthed immortal partner.

"so how does an old fucker like you know a young beauty like this huh kakuzu? unless you are her sugar daddy" hidan mocked nudging kakuzu at the waist.

"shutup hidan!..y/n is just as old as i am and id never waste my money on women"

"still the same greedy man i see...i broke kakuzu out of jail back in takigakure...i was his warden" you told hidan pouring them some more tea.