☆AKATSUKI BOYFRIEND SCENARIOS☆

When you get hurt

( this chapter is like “dumb ways to die” but the Naruto version

It may get a bit gorey :D)

Pein

Your dear god kept talking about some bad vibes in the air, so he told you to stay in your original home in the rain village till his paranoia subsided (no missions for you >:C).

 You were sitting around your house passing the time by sharpening your kunai and polishing your shurikens.
The pitter patter sound of the rain outside stopped, catching your attention. <The rain in amegakure never stopped…did something happen to Pein?> you thought to yourself.

You heard a lot of rustling outside your apartment then there was a hard knock at your door. You fearfully held your kunai and went to open it slightly. As soon as you unlocked the door you were quickly pushed to the floor as a group of shinobis entered your house with smirks plastered all over their faces, there headbands where that of the rain village but belonged to the rebels who followed Hanzo’s regime. You stumbled backwards leaning against the window trying to liquefy your body so you could make a run for it but your jutsu didn’t work causing you to panic. "who would’ve guessed you were the god's new toy?...you'll be perfect bait, If that ruthless animal cared enough to take you back that is!"
He noticed you were trying to preform your jutsu over and over. "I wouldn't bother sweetheart this entire building has been sealed with scrolls from the outside. You can’t escape us no matter what, so how about you come quietly…we wouldn’t want to hurt one of our own" he said taking a few step towards you.
“im not one of you!!” You grit your teeth and lunged at him trying to stab him in the stomach but he blocked and you managed to stab him in the arm. "You feisty bitch! Why must you resist!!" He snarled and slammed your head hard to the ground making your ears ring and your vision blur. He then grabbed your neck with one hand performing some signs with the other and opened his mouth releasing a poisonous gas that burned through your lungs making you lose consciousness immediately from the lack of oxygen. 

Hidan 
 

You were on a mission with Itachi and Kisame heading towards kusagakure. You climbed up a really high mountain to avoid the lookout towers down below. You got a message from Pein that the area was under tight security and was on full alert that the three of you were infiltrating the village, so you had to be extra careful when crossing.

The three of you reached a clearing between the rocks listening to the calm blowing wind. 
“Stop …something isn’t right “Itachi spoke freezing in his place activating his sharingan. 
“What is it?” Kisame asked worriedly darting his eyes around the area gripping his swords handle. 
“It’s too quiet” you spoke tightening your grip on your weapon.

Suddenly a group of ninjas appeared all around you and directly started attacking with no mercy. “Ambush” Kisame yelled to the both of you as you avoided all the kunai and shurikens that were thrown.

Itachi jumped up on one of the ledges to try and separate this big group into smaller factions. Kisame understood and did the same and sprinting to the right, making half the remaining men follow him. You were left to fight 5 shinobis and their main leader; it wouldn’t be too hard since you’ve fought a bigger number of enemies before. You charged head-on to attack the leader but he already knew about all your moves beforehand and was smart enough to not use any direct attacks.
He wanted to keep you away from his men before you drew out their blood for your ritual, so the man used a wind jutsu and blew you away from them into a boulder slamming you against it causing it to crack into tiny pieces. Pain spread across your body instantly but a hit like that wasn't going to seize your immortal body's existence. You got up smirking but it was too soon to brag because he used the jutsu again this time tossing you off the mountain into the deep rocky valley. ( Dragonborn Fus ro dah style xD)