☆AKATSUKI BOYFRIEND SCENARIOS☆

meeting the other members

pein

you followed pein nervously into the new hideout that was carved into a mountain with dark endless tunnels and hallways. you reached a well lit room where you saw a group of shinobi,wearing the same jackets, waiting for pein to arrive. you spotted konan and she gave you a smile.

"im glad everyone is here. i want to introduce you to a new member. This is y/n, she is a master escape artist meaning she can slip through the smallest wall cracks and keyholes. she has been working under me for a while at the rain village and has proven her competence to join our organisation. treat her well because she tends to get violent when cornered" he turned to you and continued "y/n for now you can get used to the hideout and the guys could show you to your room. meeting dismissed" with that pein and konan left you alone with the rest of the members. 

"hot damn! well its about time we got a hot chick in the base! names hidan if you ever want a good fuck you know where to come" the silver haired man said while smirking.

"dont you have an ounce of decency hidan un! ignore him he treats everyone like that. Im deidara the great explosion artist of all time! and this my partner sasori inside his weird puppet, aka the guy with flawed art views" the blonde spoke while pointing at the creepy looking man next to him as the man began to leave mumbling.

"thank you for that deidara but i could defend myself, no need to defend me from creeps" you spoke giving him a slight head bow.

"yeah blondie, the bitch can defend herself" hidan mocked.

you turned to face hidan "i heard you were a jashinist... you may be immortal and can not die but a man with no arms or legs cant regenerate if his limbs were shredded to bits" you threatened darkly with you eyes glowing making hidan take a step back.

"heh i like you newbie, names kakuzu im the akatsuki treasurer and im sadly the partner of this horny idiot" a tall man with mask said 

you bowed your head slightly to greet him as he grabbed hidan from the shoulder and dragged him behind him down the hall with deidara after them.

"she is too polite to be here huh itachi?" the weird shark man spoke to the raven hair guy next to him.

"im kisame hoshigaki and this is itachi uchiha my partner"

"nice to meet you both" you smiled 

"i guess since everyone just left we will have to take you to your room" itachi spoke motioning you to follow him.

Hidan

"ok listen here all you stupid fucks! this is y/n she is a jashinist as well! she is the inside person that helped me slaughter down my village people in protest for their fucked up views on life and id pick this fucking bitch as partner over all of you anytime so treat her nice or ill scarifice you all to jashin sama!" hidan spoke when pein told him to introduce you to the rest making you face palm.

"im sorry that isnt a good introduction of me. im actually very poised. i just accepted to be here because im broke and jobless. So dont compare me to hidan"

"heh would you look at that, a civilised jashinist with a brain" a tall masked man mocked.

"Shut up you old peice of shit!...y/n thats kakuzu the greedy fucking partner i told you about and that over there is the fuckin-" black tendrills wrapped around hidan's mouth shutting him up.

"how about i give you a proper introduction because if hidan is going to open his mouth now, the entire members will destroy this place over his head and ill have to pay for it" kakuzu said pulling you away from hidan.