☆AKATSUKI BOYFRIEND SCENARIOS☆

Bad habits

Pein

Pein’s creepy and murderous anger was his worst trait but he had a more subtle and annoying one that made you go insane.

You both sat at the tower in his room doing some paper work for the rain village. You were focused on your papers and noticed you have been reading the same line over and over. Something was annoying you! there was a very annoying sound that made you tick. You looked over at Pein hearing constant quick tapping noises and found him tapping his pen constantly on the table while reading a report.
“Pein dear”
he stopped and looked over at you questioningly.
“Can you stop tapping your pen its very distracting” you spoke trying not to sound pissed off

“Oh yeah sorry” he apologized and went back to his papers.

You opened another file and heard tapping again but this time it was his foot tapping onto the ground.

“Pein please stop shaking” you gave him an annoyed look.

“Sorry” he stopped and apologized once more.

You frowned and gave a big sigh then went back to your papers. It was a calm moment until you heard him tapping his nails constantly on to the table.

“OH MY GOD THAT’S IT! I CANT WORK LIKE THIS!!”  You tossed the files aside slamming your hands on the table and stormed out but he grabbed your hand quickly pulling you back.

“sorry y/n… im just nervous about all these problems in the reports…don’t leave I can’t finish all these papers alone” he explained.

You sighed and he dragged you back to your chair and sat next to you
"ok fine but if you tap one more time im going on a killing rampage starting with you!” you threatened and he nodded.

Finally it was peaceful and quiet now you actually managed to get a lot of work done and you only had two more files left until you heard tapping again.

“PEIN!!!!!”

Hidan

This guy had alot of bad habits! Hidan's worst habit was obviously his constant cussing but you got used to that quickly; he even managed to rub off on you with his awful strong language.
You discovered a far worse habit that got on your nerves, and it wasn’t his perversion. 
You came back from training with Kisame and went to take a shower then came back to your room to see Hidan lying on your bed, but it looked like he just returned from a mission since his chest was bleeding and he was sweaty and muddy all over.
"Hidan you are filthy get off my bed! I fucking sleep there!" You snapped.
"Fuck off I’m tired" he said turning his back to you rubbing his dirty face against your pillow.
"You always do this!!  You come back from missions and jump into my bed without cleaning up first! You are ruining the sheets with your constant bleeding! You are such a goddamned slob sometimes!! My room has gotten messier ever since i started letting you in it!" 
"Woman you fucking talk too much! Let me sleep" he complained
"Then sleep in your own bed you gross pig!!" You started losing your patience since he was ignoring you and threw your shampoo bottle at his head "get off my bed and go clean up you moron!!"
"Uhh fine I’ll take a shower but on one condition" he said propping himself on his elbows looking at you
"Yes! Thank you! finally! What’s your condition?"
"You scrub my back babe then maybe give me a nice massage" he gave you a smirk and then a cheesy eyebrow wiggle.
You stared at him emotionlessly for hours and left the room without saying a word.
"Heh she will fucking come around" Hidan smirked proudly waiting for you to come back begging for him to let you clean him up. He was lost if his daydreaming and fantasies until he heard you yell in the corridor "Hey Deidara can i sleep in your room please? Hidan is being an ass"
"Hey y/n yeah sure! you can anytime you want un" Deidara answered opening the door of his room to let you in.
"NO!" Hidan jumped off the bed and ran out."Wait y/n!! babe! I’m sorry!! I change my mind! Come back baby!! Y/N!"