☆AKATSUKI BOYFRIEND SCENARIOS☆

You find a baby part 1

 

(This is random as hell but it’s cute a hell...🌻

Also I’m having a hard time coming up with new ideas so if you have any feel free to suggest some :D also does a new set of lemons sound good or meh?

Anyways on with the story!)

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There was a very politically important man that needed to be cut down. Pein ordered you to go kill him and anyone around him. You heard the man was having a vacation in his summer castle so you and you man took down the entire palace.

After slaughtering everyone, you made sure everyone in the west wing was dead and decided to leave to catch up with your boy outside but stopped hearing a baby crying. You followed the sound into a room and found a cute baby in its crib sobbing and blindy took it with you without a second thought.
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Pein

You approached pein with the child in your arms and he frowned at you.
"Y/n what are you doing? Leave that thing behind and let's go back"
You bit your lip nervously and held the baby close "no I'm not leaving this innocent soul behind"
His eyes softened and he shook his head "the child would be in more danger with us than out here. So please put it back. I’m sure someone will find it while investigating the wreckage"
You shook your head "no this summer house is a secret sanctuary for this politician i doubt anyone knew of it other than his personal guards that we killed...please Nagato...i don’t want to put a dead infant on my conscious"
"Y/n you are being irrational! We've destroyed thousands of villages before with everyone in it, including children. This isn't any different"
"No no no...*you*! you killed those people not me...also i don’t see the harm in all this?"
"There is no harm. It is just a waste of time and energy" he said with a frown and you gave him a pout and started walking away.
He sighed and followed "ok fine but just until we get to the next village "but you remained sad, so he stood in front of you and stopped you "i said i accept. Why are still sad y/n?"
You looked down caressing the sleeping infant's face gently "because...it's an orphan...like us" you said sadly.
He had a sullen look and kissed your forehead gently wrapping his arms around your shoulder and pulling you close to his side as he headed down the path.

Hidan 

You left the castle and headed outside with the baby in your arms and met up with Hidan. He froze in his tracks and frowned "the hell is that??!!"
"It's a baby genius" you mocked walking up to him.
"I meant where did it fucking come from and why are you fucking holding it *genuis*?" He retorted
"I found it in the castle...we killed the parents and everyone there. And it would be against my conscious to leave it behind to starve" You said rocking the baby gently.
He stared at you in shock like you have just laid down the biggest disappointing news ever.
"Y/N ARE YOU LISTENING TO YOURSELF!!! YOU ARE A GODDAMNED JASHINIST SLASH S-RANK CRIMINAL FROM THE AKATSUKI!!!ARE FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW!?"
You put your hand on his mouth shutting him up"Shhh you will wake the baby! i just put it to sleep! Also what if I'm a Jashinist.  Jashinism only accepts sinners, and this baby is still too pure for Jashin sama’s inferno. So stop twisting our religion to your own thoughts" you said then let go of Hidan and continued walking.
"Ok then *genius*! Now what huh? What are you going to do with it?"
"Drop it off in the nearby village i guess" you said casually as Hidan pouted looking away from you.
You laughed "awww is baby Hidan jealous?" You teased making him frown some more "Bitch i will cut you!" He yelled making the baby stir in your hands, and begin to cry. 
"Aww shit! Hidan look what you've done!" You said rocking the baby gently
"It's not my fault! Babies cry about anything!!"
"Hmm…you’re right. Maybe it's hungry" you said trying to calm it down
"How are you so sure?" He said closing his ears getting annoyed from the crying.
"I don’t know instinct...we need to find it some milk fast" you put your finger in the baby's mouth making him suck at it to calm down
"Isn't that what your tits are for?" he raised an eyebrow
You shook your head and sighed "Hidan, females can't produce milk until they get pregnant themselves moron...i swear how did i manage to find such a dumb ignorant man for a boyfriend?...anyways let's go before it cries again" you said holding the baby close and jumping up into the trees.
"Err...I-I knew that" he said skeptically as he followed you.