☆AKATSUKI BOYFRIEND SCENARIOS☆

When their partner gets hurt

This chapter is full of first aid tips. you are welcome XD 

Pein

  You got ambushed heading back towards the rain village to deliver some scrolls to Pein. There were a lot of them and they had a sensory type making it hard for you to escape easily without leaving a trace. Lucky for you, Konan was dispatched by Pein directly after he felt some suspicious movements around the village. Konan got there in time and fought with you to bring them all down.

However she managed to get stabbed in the thigh by a shuriken. You ran to her side and sat her down on the ground and ripped the four sided blade from her thigh making her wince then took off your cloak pressing it against the wound to stop the bleeding. You got out your water bottle and started cleaning the wound carefully then wrapped it up in bandages.

“thanks y/n” you smiled and helped her up by putting her arm around your shoulders.
“don’t put too much pressure on it. Use me for support and I’ll find Kakuzu to stitch it up as soon as we reach the village”
She nodded and you both continued to the base quickly.

Hidan

Hidan and Kakuzu threw another tantrum while on your mission together. You would normally shrug it off and wait for one of them to leave, but this time it was serious and got slightly out of hand. They actually snapped and fought with murderous intent, it was clear that one of them was going to die before the other stopped completely. You didn’t have time to stop them before Hidan stabbed himself in the chest making Kakuzu dropped to his knees. Now he was down to his last heart since he already lost the previous ones on the mission you had because of Hidan’s recklessness. You pushed Hidan outside the Jashin symbol and cut off his hands then pinned him to the tree by plunging his scythe into his stomach so he wouldn’t move anymore. Then you ran to Kakuzu, who was breathing heavily trying to stand up. You panicked seeing the masks on his back broken and leaking with blood. You wrapped his arm over your shoulder and jumped off leaving Hidan yelling and screaming for you to come back.

You saw a traveler heading down the forest trail and sat Kakuzu down against a tree before breaking off the man’s neck swiftly and cutting open the victim's chest to rip out his still beating heart, and went to Kakuzu’s side handing it to him. He let his threads emerge from his chest and snatch the heart from your bloodied hands, burying it in between his black tendrils. His Breathing turned to normal and you sighed in contempt “Thank Jashin you are ok kakuzu”

“Thanks y/n" he said "But I’m still going to murder that idiot!” he stood up.

“Listen Kakuzu if you want to make Hidan suffer you don’t use pain and brute force because he likes that.” You stopped him by his hand

“Then what would you suggest?” he raised an eyebrow questioningly 

“well you know I’m not his Sadistic Dom for nothing” you smiled.

   Half a day passed since Hidan was still armless and stuck to a tree he was starting to get hungry. You and Kakuzu came out from a bush and approached him. 
“What the fuck y/n!!! Where have you fucking been?!!! Get this off me and give me back my arms so I can end this fucking blasphemer!!”
You shook your head and sat on the ground in front of him with Kakuzu. “You are going to be punished for screwing up the mission, and costing Kakuzu his hearts and money”

“Oooh~ what are you gonna do beat me up or stab me haha!!” he mocked laughing “Take a fucking hike you bitches! Nothing can kill or hurt me!!!i am a disciple of Jashin sama!!!" he laughed hysterically but quickly froze when you pulled out a 2 bento lunch boxes and handed one to Kakuzu. 

“I made these for you this morning but you don’t deserve them because you are an asshole” you said making Kakuzu smirk at Hidan’s changed in expression.
You both ate in front of him while he struggled and cursed and eventually started begging for food.