☆AKATSUKI BOYFRIEND SCENARIOS☆

They see you naked

Pein

You walked into your house feeling drained as hell from all the work. You trudged to the bathroom stripping from the entrance door to your room as usual. You went in and gasped covering yourself up quickly seeing Konan waiting for you on your bed.
She averted her eyes away and blushed “sorry y/n. I thought you’d want to go to the bath house today to relax since we had an over flow of work”
You sighed and relaxed “I need to stop stripping in my house after giving you guys copies of my keys”
She chuckled as you headed to your closet to get some new clothes
“This happened before?” she asked
“yeah Nagato followed the trail of clothes and then we ended up…” you stopped talking and blushed making her blush as well.
“Did he like your piercings ?” she prodded
You got dressed and smiled “I’ll tell you all about it when we get to the bath house”
She quickly got up and pulled your hand running to the bath house to hear your story.

Hidan

 The hideout you were staying at had locker style showers that were far away from the bedrooms. You got your stuff and headed to take a warm shower after finishing your prayers. You were relaxing under the warm water, enjoying the peace then turned it off and reached for a towel but you couldn’t find it. You peaked outside seeing Hidan standing at the end of the bathroom with your towel and clothes in his hand “this is for starving me and siding with that money whore, you bitch!! Now you will to freeze to death right here!” he gave a hysterical laugh and sprinted out the bathroom. Your eyes flamed and you sprinted after him “You moron you think I care if anyone saw me naked! YOU ARE SO FUCKING DEAD!” you screeched.

Itachi gasped seeing you bolting after Hidan, making Deidara choke on his drink and Kisame to have a slight nose bleed. Kakuzu went out his room to see what the entire ruckus was about and looked over to see you running down the hall in the nude after the Jashinist. He kept staring not believing his eyes. 

“Kakuzu don’t just stand there catch the asshole!!” you yelled knocking him out of his daze and he quickly wrapped his threads around Hidan’s legs tripping him. The moron fell to the ground tossing your clothes to the floor. You quickly picked up your towel wrapping it around you and kicked Hidan in the stomach as he laughed 
“You are an asshole!!! You know that?” you yelled
“So worth it” he said getting up and left while laughing.

“This isn’t over Hidan!! I’ll get you sooner or later!!” You frowned and picked up your clothes off the floor.
“Thanks Kakuzu” you looked up to see him blushing which made you raise an eyebrow. He nodded and quickly went back in to his room.
 

Kakuzu

 You came back from a mission with Kakuzu feeling extremely tired, Kakuzu left to the Rain village report to Pein and hand him the money. Hidan invited you to go have lunch with the rest and you agreed and told them to wait for you while you took a quick shower. You stripped and stood under the falling hot water but felt a bit dizzy. You leaned onto the cold tiles as the water hit your hand giving you a stinging feeling. You looked down and found a thin darkened cut in your arm with poison dripping out of it. You gasped and tried to leave the shower in time but dropped to the ground and fell unconscious. 

“What the hell is taking her I’m fucking starving!!” Hidan yelled while sitting with Kisame and Deidara.

“Go tell her to hurry up then un!” Deidara said playing with some clay while waiting on the porch.

Hidan sighed and walked in “ lousy women always taking too damn long with fucking everything!!” he walked up to the bathroom door hearing the shower running. “y/n!! It’s been an hour come on!! I get that you and Kakuzu are old and slow but this is too much!!”