☆AKATSUKI BOYFRIEND SCENARIOS☆

Their partner embarrasses them

 Pein

you and konan enjoyed your time at the bath house. You ordered almost all the liquor you could find and got shit drunk then headed back to your house to continue your “girl’s night”.

You sat on your bed telling stupid stories about yourself and laughing like idiots.

You were happy you finally got through konan’s emotionless shell. She was actually pretty sweet and she was happy because she hasn’t felt close to anyone in long time; it’s been a while since she laughed this much.

“ok ok this one time when I was young. it was raining extremely hard, even more than usual. So Nagato, Yahiko and I took refuge in small barn because the hideout was so far away. There were a lot of farm animals in there like cows and pigs and chickens. The storm kept raging on that we ended up sleeping in there for the entire night.” Konan said as you painted her nails.

“yeah and?” you asked curiously

“ The next morning the storm stopped and Yahiko woke me up and told me to be quiet saying I had to see this. So I get up quietly and follow him towards where Nagato was sleeping and I found him cuddling next to a pig while giving it kisses in his sleep telling it he loved it so much”

You bursted out laughing smudging Konan’s nails. “ oh my god I can’t believe he kissed a pig!!”

You both laughed hard then you heard a knock at your door.

You got up trying to hold your laughter and opened the door to find Pein. The moment you both laid your eyes on pein, you burst in laughter again.

 He frowned and walked in “ what’s gotten you two laughing so hard? I could hear you all the way to the end of the street”

You both settled down snickering every now and then. “Oh it’s nothing we are just drunk. What is it you wanted?”

He stared at you both skeptically "nevermind...enjoy your time…you can both have the rest of the day off “

“thanks leader” you smiled as he left still staring at both of you in suspicion.

Hidan

You sat on a bench waiting for Kakuzu to come back from the store sitting on top of his money case to guard it. It was night time and you both finally finished your usual weekly list of missions.

Kakuzu approached you and dropped a small bag in your lap.

“As promised” he said and dropped next to you tiredly making sure his money case was still there.

You smiled taking out the beer can and chocolate bar then handed him his liquor. “Thank you Kakuzu”

“tch I still can’t get used to a polite partner yet” he said lowering his mask and opening the can.

You smiled and opened your can“hey Kakuzu can I ask you something?”

He nodded and took a sip from his beer

“Can you tell me something embarrassing about Hidan? I wanna use it for black mail purposes, so I can get him in line and maybe he’ll stop messing up my room like a slob”

Kakuzu chuckled darkly and looked away from you.

You looked at him curiously “You *do* know something!! Tell me! Tell me please!!”

“Yeah I know a story about him…he was so embarrassed that day. I’ve never seen him so flustered” he said taking another sip as you ate your chocolate looking at him intrigued.