☆AKATSUKI BOYFRIEND SCENARIOS☆

Memories

(I love short story time! Half of these stories are true :D I made a lot of research for it and the rest of the details is made up so nothing would be too out of character

Enjoy)


Pein

You sat with Pein on the floor with your backs to the wall looking at your old pictures after he offered to help you clean up the house. You were looking at a picture of your family with all your siblings and father.
"It must've been hard growing up with so many siblings" he said placing your head on his shoulder.
"Nah I was the youngest...so dad gave me special treatment"
"Special treatment?" He asked curiously
"Yeah when I was born all my siblings were already fully trained and he said he would never train me to become a ninja because his little girl won't need it since she is constantly protected...so I used to sneak out behind his back to go train...until one day he caught me"
"And what did Hanzo do then?"
"He trained me himself not to fight but to escape and hide and ....cower"
Pein kissed your forehead and leaned his head on yours looking at the picture in your hand "I see, that is why you are so good at escaping….but why would he do that?"
"He always had a sort of paranoia that death would follow him...he achieved great power and wanted to preserve it. So he expanded his bloodline and locked himself up under extremely tight security. Everyone was searched before entering his tower, even me, his own child…but I can’t blame him I already tried killing him after he changed so much...he was so afraid to die that he taught me how to avoid death itself. He gave me some of his blood so that I was immune to all poisons and made me a master escape artist so that maybe I could carry on his name by hiding"
"His hunch of dying was in the right place...but nothing is left of him anymore"
"I'm all that's left and I curse every second of it...but he wasn't always like this he wanted to end wars, make the rain village a safe place for everyone...he strived to achieve peace...you were someone who looked up to Hanzo of the salamander once and I did too"
Pein looked at you deeply removing the picture from your hands and hugged you close to his chest. You wrapped your arms around his waist "I love you because you remind me off him...his old self...just promise me you won’t ever change Nagato"
He nodded "Of course I won't...I stand by my words til the end"
You smiled and kissed him softly then got up picking the picture and placing it in the box then tossed it in the garbage pile and looked at him “ Could you throw these out while I go take a shower? Then maybe we could cuddle”

He smiled and got up “Sure, but only if you come cuddle at the tower. The man you are cheating on me with misses you... I think his name was Nagato” he joked making you laugh as you left the room. He waited till you were gone and took the picture of your family out the trash pile again and placed it in his pocket then carried the box outside.



Hidan (cutest baby boy in the world)

You decided it was laundry day and stripped both you and Hidan so you can wash your clothes after a wild killing spree last night. You sat on the bed in your short robe while he lounged next to you in his underwear looking at the ceiling. You were playing with your necklace until you stopped and turned to him "babe? ..I never asked you... whose necklace is this?" You said taking off your necklace and handing it to him.
He smiled taking it from you "it's obviously mine...it was my first Jashin necklace...the one bestowed upon me by the cult masters"
"Oh. How the hell did you find this religion anyways?...come to think of it, I never really asked you anything about your past...We did a bonding ritual to spend all our immortal life together and I literally know nothing about you!"
He closed his eyes and sighed "I'll tell you because I have fucking time to spare; not that my life was something before Jashin sama...When I was a little kid my parents died in the war. I was an orphan then I was taken by the authorities to train and become a ninja because fuckers with no families to grieve on them, were on high demand in the war and would always be in the frontline”

You looked at him sadly holdings his hand “Awww nooo~ not my baby…but if you were taken in by authorities, I must’ve met you or seen you before. I worked directly with the elders”
“I won't lie I've seen you around in the towns hall and knew exactly who you were...but you were a little stuck up bitch back then...and still are"
You laughed and laid your head on his chest then tangled your fingers between the necklace in his grip holding his hand. He opened his eyes "then I met a guy…he was one of my mentors, he said I had potential...that man was a low key jashinist and invited me into the cult were they experimented on me. I didn't know that they only chose me because I was an orphan and the authorities wouldn't question if I suddenly disappeared or died. I wasn’t special or any shit... but later it turns out I was, I succeeded in meeting Jashin sama and killed them all for being such lowlife pricks...I didn't believe in my abilities until I tried it by throwing myself off a cliff"
You laughed "extreme way to prove it....and that's when you fell into my private hot spring?"
He rolled over you with a smirk placing the necklace around your neck and leaned down to kiss your jaw whispering in your ear "that's when I got a good look at that fine ass" he smirked slapping your thigh.
You rolled your eyes and sat up as well moving his hand away "why did you chose to make me a jashinist? You could’ve killed me after the plan was over since I was such a *stuck up bitch*"
"You were my partner in crime!!...I mean as an apostle I had to spread my religion...I knew you were fucking impressed and I thought maybe if I gave you my necklace you would go searching for Jashin sama yourself...and you fucking did!"
You smiled and kissed him softly tangling your fingers through his silver hair and brushed your lips against his looking into his magenta eyes “Is my baby boy happy I did?”

“He sure fucking is” He pulled you closer for another kiss but more rough this time, sliding his hand up your thigh but you pulled away before he turned it into something else and got up "Good. Now be a good boy and come help me hang the laundry it’s probably done"
He groaned in annoyance because you ruined the moment then got up to follow you.


Kakuzu


You woke up in the middle of the night to find Kakuzu missing. You got up looking for him and felt his presence outside. You exited the hideout and he was sitting on a rock looking at the sea while smoking. You smiled and sat next to him taking the cigarette from his fingers, turning it off and kissed his cheek.
He smiled and released the remaining smoke from his lungs. You rubbed his back and shoulder gently "Are you alright?"
He looked at you "why would you think something is not right ?"
"I don't know...I feel like you're sad…you look sad"
He nodded and looked towards the night sky "I'm just thinking of my life and how I ended up here....I was thinking that Maybe if I took a different path I would be someplace better but each time I think of it, I realize those decisions will all lead up to this moment right here...I guess some people are just born as bad people"
You looked at him "that’s not true...I mean no one is born bad...we all have our reasons to be the way we are. Plus you aren’t a bad person...you are a normal man who is the result of a bad society and flawed justice system. I don’t think anyone should blame you for that"
"I never wanted your sympathy. In fact I loathed it, I hated you for helping me...I turned myself into a criminal for the sake of pride and a monster for the sake of power and an asshole for the price of money...i don’t deserve your affection"
You smiled and held his hand in your lap looking into his eyes "It wasn't sympathy...your pride is what made me notice you in the first place...you weren't like the rest of those criminals…you were special and I saw that. The kinjutsu made you tough and your stitches are not a turn off at all…I don’t care what people see but I think you are extremely handsome and as for your love of money, I think it’s sort of practical... all these traits make you into the man I love and adore, and I wouldn't have it any other way Kazu"
He smiled and caressed your cheek noticing you were still wearing the necklace he gave you and touched it slightly "You know my mother was a very sweet woman but my father was extremely strict...she was just a housewife and he was a personal guard for the village elders...whenever I screwed up she would hide me from him and when she died of illness, I was terrified of being left alone with him but he was weirdly nicer to me and handed me her necklace for safe keeping he died only 5 days after of the same sickness, but not before teaching me how to take some contracts for myself. I was pretty good at hunting down rogues and slaughtering them but I went over my head and took up a contract to kill the first Hokage and I then lost everything.... including that necklace"
You looked at him confused "how did you get the necklace back then?"
He sighed and continued "The day you broke me out, I went to confront the elders and saw the necklace around one of their necks...and I snapped. It was almost like they were begging me to kill them...I keep thinking that what if I didn’t kill them or took that contract or even became a ninja in the first place, I would be someone different...but I realized all those things were inevitable decisions...There is one thing I took the decision of, without being forced into it and that was you...you are the best decision I made in this awful life of mine"
you looked at him deeply "Aww Kazu. You are too sweet around me and it’s adorable" You blushed and leaned in to give him a kiss but sneezed and head butted him.
“Y/N!!!!” he yelled at you angrily as you laughed “Your fault for smoking again! Sneezing was my inevitable decision" you said making him chuckle.


Deidara

You were flying back to the base on Deidara’s bird but it was a long ride back,  he made sure no one spotted you from bellow and turned around to see you sitting on the bird’s head looking down at the view enjoying the wind in your hair.

“Enjoying yourself princess hm?”

“This is so liberating! God I love your art sooo much” you said happily

He looked at you deeply seeing your excited smile and flowing hair “You are the most perfect muse for me”

You blushed and turned around to look at him “I never asked you before…when did you take the decision of making me your muse?...was it when I joined the Akatsuki or when I told you I'm your number one fan?” you joked

“Actually It happened after I met you back when we were kids. I don’t know why but I took our dare seriously…no I took it personally. It’s not every day a princess walks up to you and gives you a dare…it was like a calling yeah”

You laughed “you’re joking! since then?...that was such a long time ago and we barely spoke or knew anything about each other”

“That is why I asked around about you, to know who you were exactly. The Tsuchikage, who was my mentor at that time, told me that you were one of a kind between your clan, born with immense chakra, so you had to be trained at such a young age and I got so angry that day I wrecked my room to the ground”

“you creepy stalker!…Why would you get angry?” you asked confused

“Because I felt you were mocking me…you had a privilege over me because of your kekkei genkai and your social status…you were definitely going to win the bet over me yeah…but I had my bakuton and my sculpting abilities, so I decided to merged the two and became part of the Explosive corp working under the famous Gari sama who also had the Bakuton. I was so excited that I was finally progressing and catching up to you hm…years later I heard your father died and you took over the entire clan at such a young age! And that was the same night I snapped and went into blinding rage and stole Iwagakure’s Kinjutsu to catch up to you yet again. I fled and became a missing nin, then a mercenary while honing my jutsus day by day, contract after contract. It didn’t last long though, before the Akatsuki came to take me away. It was one distraction after another with them and eventually I gave in un!....until one glorious day, I got a mission to kidnap you. You won’t imagine the thrill I was feeling that I would finally get to fight you and see you in person all grown up…I wanted it to be the fight of the century un!”

You looked at him shocked by his words “Did you really spend half your life obsessing over me!?...YOU CREEP!! I’m the reason you turned into a missing nin!! I’m the reason you became an S-rank criminal whose face is all over the bingo books?”

“heh don’t give yourself that much credit…I didn’t like you back then, I wanted to kill you but then you literally shot an arrow in to my chest…and I fell for you hm…I fell really really hard for you day after day. While you were in that cell and noticed I couldn’t kill such a perfect creature” he said making you blush deeply and hide your face in your hands. He laughed at how cute you were and removed your hands lifting your chin up “that’s why you are my muse…without you I wouldn’t have become the god of my own trade…you represent every inch of my art…you are the real embodiment of it…my inspiration”

( is anyone else squealing right now at how adorable this is ? XD)



Sasori

You were in Saosri's puppet closet braiding Saisho’s hair while waiting for Sasori to come back from his errand. You even dressed up the puppet from some of the member’s clothes you found were hanging outside in the sun. Sasori walked in with some scrolls and placed them on the table and took off his cloak then sat next to you giving you kiss on the cheek. You blushed and smiled "Can I come with next time?...it gets boring without you and Saisho isn’t exactly...fun and alive"
(Saisho:”You rude beesh >:C”)
He looked at you then at Saisho and smiled "The more I watch the way you act, the more I see that Sunagakure's Puppet brigade plan was a completely ridiculous idea"
You looked at him curiously "what's that?"
"You've never heard of it? That was all the third Kazekage talked about. During the second Shinobi war"
"You keep forgetting I'm not actually from Suna...he found me by the end of the second war when my clan died out...but tell me more this puppet plan"
He leaned back on to the wall and pulled you to sit next to him "I have a better idea"
He attached he chakra strings to the third kazekage and some other puppets making them stand in front of you.
"During the second shinobi war, back when the third Kazekage was still alive, he had a meeting with all the master puppeteers in Suna. My grandmother at that time was one of the best and she was the one who taught me how to make them" he explained making a white haired puppet bow in front of the Kazekage.
"She introduced me to the Kazekage seeing that I was the best puppeteer after her" he continued making one of his spare bodies bow in front of the Kazekage as well.
"The Kazekage told me and other puppeteers to build him an army of puppets, almost 30,000 of them even more. He wanted to lessen the casualties of war by using puppets instead of actual ninjas"
You smiled "that was so thoughtful of him"
Sasori shook his head "not entirely. Soon enough the puppeteers grew tired of controlling such a large amounts" he said making the puppets around the kazekage fall to the ground. "Then he got an idea...the most ridiculous one I've ever heard...he wanted me to bring the puppets to life...so that they would have their own mind and consciousness and be like automated war machines"
You looked at him deeply "He....inspired your work?"
"I was going through loss at that time and thought the idea was utterly senseless...but for a second I actually believed I could make life…it was the same thing Orochimaru was working on and I heard rumor of the second hokage doing something similar...but while we focused on creating life, they worked on bringing it back"
Sasori used his strings to make his spare body fall to his knees looking at his hands.
"I tried it on my best friend....he looked alive but lacked emotion...my grandmother tried but found out that creating a life will make you lose your own so...we both gave up on it" he said make the white haired puppet dropped to its knees as well.
You looked at him "then why?...why did you make me? I thought you gave up...how come it worked?"
"It worked because you are special…I salvaged enough of Orochimaru’s notes during my missions of searching for him....you said you were the embodiment of emotions and that is what made you perfect...more perfect that I am even...I have a conscious but lack a lot of emotions" he caressed your cheek "And that is why you are a master piece and it’s why I need you"
You blushed deeply giving him a smile and hugged him tightly “I’ll never leave your side Sasori, without you and I am emotionless”

Kisame

You sat on the shore watching the sun set with your favorite shark man next to you.

“So…I’m guessing you are never heading back to the room ever? I'm getting all wrinkly from all this swimming training”

“you say it like it’s a bad thing” he chuckled and wrapped his arm around your shoulder.
But then a big creature emerged from the waves landing in front of your feet making you scream.

“Calm down y/n! it’s just Samehada” He said making you glare at the sword “you are the most mischievous sword I’ve ever seen!” you scolded it making it hide behind Kisame.

“When will you two just get along?” he shook his head laughing at you

“Never!” you yelled then sat their quietly with a pout until something crossed your mind “Hey Kisa”

“yes?”

“do you think I have the ability to join the seven swordsmen of the mist?… I mean I know it’s not an organization any more but do you think I could get my hands on any of the awesome swords?”

“I don’t see why not? You can beat those guys in a heartbeat with your skills. But then you would have to sharpen your teeth”

You looked at him curiously “Members who joining sharpen their teeth?”

“Yeah if they weren’t sharp already…it’s sort of a tradition I guess”

You smiled and climbed into his lap straddling his waist “TELL ME MORE!!” you yelled excitedly

He laughed and wrapped his arms around your waist “Well I didn’t exactly join the Seven swordsmen…I killed their leader Fubuki, and by then half of them have already turned rogue”

You looked at him with a frown “You killed Fubuki, master of all seven swords yourself with a mere dull blade?”

“yeah I owned the same swords you use now. The basic ones handed to you by Kirigakure’s weaponry. He was tough but I guess I was angrier that day after discovering he was selling everyone out and forced me to kill my own kind for nothing, so I took him down. It was the same night the Misukage died. Then I came into the Akatsuki afterwards”

“Wait…who took you into the Akatsuki? How did they find you so quick if you were a regular guy who just recently killed his mentor?...Also the Misukage didn’t die at that time…He started acting really weird and sadistic…the mist was plunged down in blood with his ruling but afterwards we found him dead at the time before the joint chunin exams…I would know! We were still in mourning while it happened because I volunteered to take care of the genin sent to konohagakure. Then Orochimru happened…I'm glad none of the kids with me died though”

He froze and moved you from his lap “There are things you need to know y/n…the Akatsuki is full of secrets…I really care about you and would never put you in danger, so I’ll only tell you this. The Akatsuki can see and hear everything, from whenever and wherever they want”

“Has it occurred to you that what if Fubuki was selling the information to the Akatsuki and Amegakure and they made you kill him to cover their tracks of hurting Yagura as well then took you in?...how else would they know or get that close into Kirigakure…why else would Yagura sama act so sadistic and tyrannical”

He froze at your preposterous preposition then thought of what you said deeply. You noticed him lost in thought “Was it Pein sama who recruited you?”

“No it was someone else” He said in dazed whispered

“Who?”

“It was...the leader of the Akatsuki”

“I don’t understand…isn’t that Pein sama?” you looked at him confused

He got close and whispered “It’s not Pein who owns the Akatsuki y/n…I’ll tell you some other time…now and here are not safe enough for that…just promise me you would not interfere with anything that you think is above you and could kill you…there are some strong people out there, stronger than you and me combined and even stronger than Pein sama”

You nodded and held onto his arm“ You are really scaring me right now”

He smirked “Scared? I thought you wanted to be one of the seven swordmen of the mist?” he teased making you pout.He chuckled at how cute you were and continued “the sun is down, let’s head back before the monster comes to get you” He said flashing his sharp teeth at you with one big smirk making you laugh and run away from him before he could grab you. “Nooo~~” you whined as you ran off back to the hideout with him on your tail trying to catch you to give you some love bites.




Itachi


You woke up in the middle of the night seeing that Itachi wasn’t there. “Why do I wake up to that man missing every single time” you said to yourself and rubbed your eyes, getting up to go to look for him. You sensed him sitting in the Kitchen and headed there seeing he was sitting on the table with a small cupcake in front of him and small lit candle on it.

“Itachi honey…what are you doing…it’s 2 a.m.” you whispered.

He looked at you with a sweet smile “Today is Sasuke’s birthday. I thought I’d celebrate it”

You smiled and rubbed his shoulder “You are such an odd man but this is really cute. Can I join?”

“Of course” he smiled patting the ground next to him. you sat by him and looked at the cupcake then at him ”tatchi…I worry about you sometimes….you act so weird and most of the time I don’t know if this is real or I'm having a dream…or if this is one of your genjutsu. You are just a man full of mysteries”

He laughed and looked at you “if it makes you feel any better. I had a small glass of sake before bed with Kisame and It got to my head”

“That is not enough to get you drunk…you are just plain weird by nature… maybe because you are so smart…you are soo smart that it makes you act soo random at times, that normal people with basic intellect would never understand your actions”

he laughed “you aren’t the first one to say that”

“and who is that smart observant person?”

“Shisui Uchiha, my mentor and friend”

You smiled “you mentioned Shisui san alot when you told me about the Uchiha massacre. But you never really talked about him as a person…unless you don’t want to talk about it right here”

“it is true the walls have ears…but there is nothing these Akatsuki walls don’t know about me y/n…so I’ll tell you. Shisui was older than me and he used to show up when I skipped school to work on mastering my shurikenjutu. Until one day, we talked about our ideals and how we wanted to end the war and all that. We were actually really convinced we could change the way the world perceived the Uchihas. He really took care of me and taught me a lot of things and showed me thousands of new perspectives. His words made me into what I am today”
You smiled and held his hand "You used to run away from the attention didn't you?"
"Yeah school was not a good time for me...speaking of which we are almost the same age how come I've never seen you at school? I’m sure I would’ve remembered a Hyuga...did I graduate *that* early?"
"No...I was never admitted into the academy. I was trained at home by the main family. I wanted to join the academy and meet new kids other than Hyugas but my uncle thought it was a waste of time and effort to mix with none Hyugas...you see though I was from the branch family, my uncle already had a marriage arranged for me to a man, who was twice my age, from the main family and that was a big deal to him as a member of the branch family"
His eyes widened "...you told me you left after the Hyuga affair with the cloud village"
You looked down then up at him "no I didn’t...while you were 18 and already on the run I got wedded to him"
Itachi frowned staring at you in disbelief "you wedded by the age of 16?..how absurd!"
"I had no choice. All my life I was walking down the path my uncle drew for me. The man I married died a year later near Kirigakure while on a mission. The Clan felt pity on me and told me to ask for anything in return of the years I had wasted of my life trying to serve only them. I told them I wanted out...that's when I left and opened my restaurant far far away from Konoha as possible…I finally got to meet new people and see sights I was never able to see, being locked between four walls all day… That is why I can’t help it but act like a house wife…that is why I'm not as strong as you guys are…in fact I'm really weak, as Kisame always says"
Itachi looked deeply into your eyes "Did you love him?"
"No...not at all. There were no feelings between us and we didn't even bother trying...it may sound morbid but I’m glad he is dead"
He smiled and laid his forehead on yours “Do you love me?”
You laughed and smiled “Of course I do…with all my heart. You were with me in all my ups and downs…mostly downs….I don’t think I had any ups”

He smiled “we have a bit more time before our main mission starts and I’m going to fill all these days with pure happiness…because I feel like I at least owe you that for bringing a smile to my face everyday”

You smiled then pouted “ Itachi~….we forgot the candle and now there is wax all over the cupcake” you said sadly looking at the mess on the table and he laughed awkwardly “yet another disappointment?…i’ll make you experience happiness starting now” He said and pulled you in for a passionate kiss making you melt faster than that candle.