RWBY Harem x Male Reader

Welcome To Beacon

As the ship lands on the landing pad, the hatch opens and all the passengers exit and Vomit Girl ends up puking in the trash can at the exit. As Ruby, Yang, and Y/N exit the ship they make their way to the Academy.

Ruby, Yang, & Y/N: (take in the entirety of Beacon Academy) Wow...

Ruby: Oh my gosh, guys! That kid's got a collapsible staff! And she's got a fire sword! (She tries to get closer to the person, but Yang pulls her back by her hood) Ow, ow!

Yang: Easy there, little sister. They're just weapons!

Ruby: Just weapons?! They're an extension of ourselves! They're a part of us! Oh, they're so cool!

Ruby looks towards Yang and Y/N, while Yang is holding Y/N in her arms and they both make a weird smile.

Yang: Well, why can't you swoon over your own weapon? Aren't you happy with it?

Ruby: (transforms her weapon into a scythe) Of course I'm happy with Crescent Rose! I just really like seeing new ones. Its like meeting new people, but better.

Yang: (pulls down Ruby's hood covering her head) Ruby, come on, why don't you try to go and make some friends of your own.

Ruby: But... why would I need friends when I have you and Y/N.

Yang: Well... (group of other student appear in a flash surrounding Yang) Actually my friends are here... (she hands Y/N to Ruby) Gotta go catch up. Kay, see ya, bye! (Yang & her group of friends dash towards the Academy)

Ruby: (spinning in circles & dizzy-eyed) Wait, where are we going?! Are we suppose to go to our dorms? Where are our dorms? Do we have dorms? (stops spinning) I don't know what I'm doing...

Ruby falls backwards onto a luggage cart, sending several cases in the air, while Y/N transforms back to normal and lays on top of Ruby, still dizzy. But someons stands over them.

???: What are you doing?!

Y/N: (stands up) We're sorry.

Ruby: (grabs a case) Uh... (Y/N's ears flatten & hides behind Ruby being scared of the girl)

???: Give me that! (she snatches the case from Ruby & opens it to reveal it to Ruby) This is Dust-mined and purified from the Schnee quarry!

Ruby: Uh...

???: What are you, brain-dead? (grabs a vial of red Dust & shutting the case) Dust! Fire, water, lightning, energy!

Ruby: I... I know... (starts coughing from the Dust that was going over Ruby's & Y/N face)

???: Are you even listening to me?! Is any of this sinking in?! What do you have to say for yourself?!

Ruby and Y/N who received tons of Dust to their faces, finally sneezes, which caused a full-blown explosion of flame, snowflakes, and lightning right in front of the girl. The bottle that the girl was holding flies out of her hands and lands next to a girl, who picks it up and notices it was from the Schnee Dust Company logo on the front of the glass as she continues to read her book and walk towards the scene.

???: (covered in tons of smoke) Unbelievable! This is exactly the kind of thing I was talking about!

Y/N: (embarrased) We're really, really sorry.

???: Ugh, you complete dolts! What are you even doing here? Aren't you two a little young to be attending Beacon?

Ruby: Well, I-I... (Y/N transforms & jumps into Ruby's arms)

???: This isn't your ordinary combat school. It's not just sparring and practice, you know! We're here to fight monsters, so... watch where you're going!