This and all these other things.

Rumplestiltskin & Fiona & Malcolm.

1. Angst :

How can you expect to become a good father when the two parental figures you had were complete disasters ?

2. AU [Inspired by 6x19] :

As he faces the Black Fairy, the savior and hero Rumplestiltskin, only fourteen years old, doesn't run away, he does what he has to do, and then he falls, mortally wounded, and suddenly, Malcolm screams.

Then, he looks at his wife with so much hatred in his eyes that she shivers.

He was our little boy ! He scream with fury.

Then, he stops talking, as he just can't breath anymore, being full of horror.

It was fate, she answers against his mute anger, as she is there, cold and sharp as Justice.

But the truth is that she welcomes the dagger he puts into her heart as being something truly liberating.

I am so sorry Malcolm...

Please, forgive me.

3. Crack!Fic :

"No wonder Rumplestiltskin became so twisted with such parents..."

4. Crossover [GOT] :

"You think you're the worst parents in the world ?

Try challenging this title with Tywin Lannister, Balon Greyjoy or Craster, we will see who deserves to win the award of "the worst parental figure that ever was"!"

5. First Time :

"Wait... so, I am the only one who can't fly ?

But... this is not fair !"

6. Fluff :

He will be better than them, he swears it.

7. Humor :

"So, the son looks older than both his parents... Does someone still succeed to understand this complete mess ?

- No.

- Me neither.

- I stopped understanding anything since season 3...

- Ah !"

7. Humor bis (thanks Lyn) :

"We offer you our heart Rumple...

- Oh, thanks a lot, but... Oh for fuck's sake mom, dad, I said, not in the literal way !"

8. Hurt/Comfort :

She looks at the dark heart which lies now on his son's hands, and even if this is not really hers, she perfectly knows that this must be what it looks like now, and knowing that her husband and Rumple once had hearts which looked this way too doesn't comfort her at all.

9. Smut :

"It is really strange and shady now that you're Peter Pan, no ? He said to Malcolm. I mean, he added, talking to Fiona, he seems to be, what... eighteen years old, and you seem to be... forty ?

- What... Oh, Rumple, shut up !

- Don't you want to divorce ?

- During the last two centuries everyone thought that I was dead, and he got back to an adolescent's body, I think that we can all consider that we did divorce !"

10. UST :

"And by the way, you don't correspond to the normal criteria, right ?

- What do you mean ?

- Well, you look like a child now, and mom is a fairy, so that means that unlike the other, you...

- I don't want to have this conversation ! Malcolm exclaimed, putting his fingers in his ears."

Next chapter : A duo between the Savior and Gold's son (not this one, the other.)