EUNOIA.haikyuu fanfiction

11.3

𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝟭𝟭
' 𝘙𝘰𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥 & 𝘋𝘢𝘥𝘥𝘺 𝘐𝘴𝘴𝘶𝘦𝘴 '
𝗣𝗮𝗿𝘁 3

𝗧𝗵𝗶𝗿𝗱 𝗣𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻 𝗣𝗼𝘃

Mei scowls as she stares at the chatroom through her phone. It's a yet another crazy idea of Kaori's that's annoying her.

MILF69
'I'm telling you, it's a great idea! Mei, you can get your mind off of Kuroo, maybe even make him jealous and Amaterasu, I know you have a specific taste in guys, but sitting in one place won't help you find the one! You gotta search!'

MissAggressive
'Where's Aiko when we need her to put Kaori in her place?'

MILF69
'Oh, come on, please? I promise there won't be any weirdos! They're gonna be decent guys!'

RichGurl
'Mixers are a great way to get murdered by weirdos, Kaori.'

MissAggressive
'Ya, you've seen the new cases about raped girls found dead in forests? That's gonna be us if we agree to this shit.'

MILF69
'At least they got laid lol'

Richgirl
'Kaori!'

MILF69
'What? Think about all those dead virgins. Wherever they go after death, heaven or hell, they're noobs in both places!

MissAggressive
'lmao, she's kind of right.'