Dipper (VO): Ah, summer break. A time for leisure, recreation, and taking it easy.... Unless you're me.
(Dipper, Mabel, and some other kids are riding in a golf cart and crash through the "Welcome to Gravity Falls" sign. They are being chased by an unknown monster)
Mabel: It's getting closer!
Neil: This is all your fault, you know! Why the hell would you trust a guy you met in the cemetery?!
Mabel: Hey! He was edgy and hot!
Nikki: I dig werewolves more than zombies!!
Max Thank god I'm dying early.
(The golf cart hits a rock, which makes the cart fly and land roughly)
Dipper (VO): My name is Dipper Pines. The girl about to puke is my sister Mabel. Those three kids cussing are Max, Nikki, and Neil. You may be wondering what we're doing in a golf cart, fleeing from a creature of unimaginable horror. Well, folks... let's rewind.
FLASHBACK
Dipper (VO): It all started when our parents sent me and Mabel to a random bus. I guess they made this trip a surprise.
Mabel: Are we there yet, Dipstick?
Dipper: Unfortunately, yes.
Mabel: YAS!!! Summer break, here we come!
(Dipper and Mabel stop by at their intended destination)
Dipper (VO): You see, our parents want my twin sister Mabel and I to spend our summer visiting our great uncle Stan in Gravity Falls, Oregon. And wouldn't you know it, he is the owner of a rather shady camp. Woo hoo.
Stanley: Hey, kids! Who's ready to spend their summer at the greatest summer camp that is not at all a scam?
Mabel: YES!!!! GO, GRUNKLE STAN!!!!
Max: Piss off, old fuck.
David: Watch the language there. We pride to make our camp family friendly!
Stanley: I don't remember writing that in the resume, but as long as it brings the money.
Dipper (VO): Yeah, Stan was definitely shady. The camp counselors are cool enough. There is Soos, who's not the brightest, but means well.
Soos: Well, dudes, we got nice and fresh oatmeal for breakfast.
(The kids got Space Kid tied up to the fan as he spoke)
Space Kid: THIS IS NOT HOW I WANT TO DIE!!!!
Soos: Whoa, dudes! Didn't knew we had a first day party. Should've bought the party hats.
Dipper (VO): There's Wendy, who I could proudly say is the coolest and most beautiful chick I know.
Wendy: Sweet tricks!
Ered: Thanks, man!
Dipper: Hey, Wendy. Your hair is- I mean, the weather! Yeah, the weather.... is nice.
Wendy: Sure is. Hey, gotta meet with some friends of mine. Mind if you take over my shift?
Dipper: Would I!
(Wendy leaves the scene)
Mabel: Ooooh! Dipper's got himself a crush!
Dipper: Mabel! Shush!
Mabel: Admit it. You have the hots for her.
Nikki: You lovestruck nerd!
Dipper (VO): So I have a crush on Wendy. Can you blame me? Anyway, the other counselors consist of David and Gwen. David tries to make this camp seem like fun for us, but only Mabel, Nikki, and this Space Kid seem to buy into his schtick.
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Gravity Falls In This Camp
Fanfic(WARNING: This story will not be for the faint of heart. Cussing and mature content will be in this story) The Pines twins, Dipper and Mabel, are forced to spend their summer with their great uncle Stan in his beatdown summer camp simply called "Cam...
