Anorexia At It's Finest

"Hoe #24"

Luke's POV

How the fuck did she give me a boner?! NO ONE gives me boners. Ever. This doesn't make any fucking sense!!!

I frantically walk around my room thinking about things to get rid of this horrid thing.

Okay...uh...Mom naked, Nonna in the shower, Dad when he doesn't button his boxers..

I look down.

Fuck, fuck, FUCK!

"Why isn't it working?!!" I grumble.

Okay what random slut can help me fix this? Katie? Ew no, she does that weird thing with her hips. Sarah? Shit, she got the clap. Jenny? Eh, I guess she'll do, Brad just dumped her anways.

To: Hoe #24

Hey Baby wanna come over and ride me?

From: Hoe #24

I'll be over in a sec big boy ;)

Ew, I guess she'll just have to do.

I take off my shirt and lie on my bed in only my boxers.

How the fuck did that girl manage to turn me on just by walking in the room? That's not possible...I've been with enough girls to know that. But Cassie....wait. Stop it.

I hear a knock at my door.

That can't be her already.

"Oh Luke," I hear a wannabe sexual voice through the now-opening door.

I feel my boner disappear.

Oh thank God.

"Let's see if I can make you hard without Viagra this time," she gives me a 'seductive' smile and unties the tie holding up her trench coat. All she's wearing is her black lace panties, a matching bra, and a loose black tie around her neck.

How original.

She climbs on top of me and undoes her bra.

Yep. Still the same. God do I hate her boobs.

"Wanna touch them?"

I flip her over onto her back, "I don't need permission to touch you."

She giggles a gross giggle as I start to slide her panties off.

Maria's POV

"So Cassie, do you have a boyfriend?" I ask, glancing at my son from the rearview mirror. He perks up immediately at the question.

"No, I've never really had any interest in having a boyfriend, all the guys I've met are either stupid or don't like the music I like, or both."

"Maybe you're a lesbian."

"Believe me, I have no interest in girls, they're extremely gross and aggravating."

"Well, now that you have some lingerie, you can impress your first boyfriend," I watch Kaden looking awkwardly around, avoiding all eye contact with me in the mirror.

That stupid kid REALLY wants to be Cassie's boyfriend. Yeah, that's not happening.

"Maria, I don't have time for a boyfriend, plus no one wants to be my boyfriend."

"Sweetie, I think the boys are afraid to be your boyfriend."

"What? Afraid?"

"I've learned from experience that when you're extremely attractive, boys are afraid to approach you, they fear rejection."