It's Worth a Shot: A Not-so Kinky Hayami X Chiba Fanfiction

Chapter 2.5 - Karasuma and Irina: Beige Chair

Karasuma: "No Irina, we aren't getting new furniture for this shithole. It'll go on our budget."

Irina: "BUT KARASUMA! THIS PLACE IS FILLED WITH SO MANY BROKEN CHAIRS!"

Karasuma: "Well, you got to deal with that- and you just went online to buy a chair."

Irina: "If it's you, me, a perverted octopus, and a whole bunch of kids in here, at least just one new chair would make this less like a shithole."

Karasuma: "...Fine."

Irina: "YAY! THANKS KARASUMA!"

Karasuma: "But I get to choose the colour."

Irina: "Fine."

4 MINUTES LATER:

Irina: "I found the perfect chair, Karasuma! Look!"

Karasuma: "That's a decent chair. Looks comfortable and it's decently priced. So what are the colours?"

Irina: "Well, we got blue, red, black, green, beige-"

Karasuma: "Beige."

Irina: "WHAT!"

Karasuma: "Beige."

Irina: "BUT, THAT'S BORING! CAN YOU AT LEAST CHOOSE A GOOD COLOUR!"

Karasuma: "Look, if I choose the colour, you can get the chair. If you don't like it, then that's your problem."

Irina: "BUT-"

Karasuma: "Irina, it's beige chair or no chair. Which one will it be?"

Irina: "...Beige chair it is."

Karasuma: "Good."