Leo Valdez x reader (oneshots and the Fire Elementalist series)

The Wedding Dress

TYPE: fluff
T/W: none
FE SPIN-OFF: nooo (finally)
CONTEXT:
- I've requested this to AlyssCat_OneAndOnly before I started writing, and now that I am, I wanted to give this a try. Read her book, her writing is amazing!!!
- daughter of Poseidon

Enjoy, darlings 💜

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Your POV

"Percyyyy," I whined as I lay on my bunk. I stared at the ceiling with a bored expression.

"(Y/nnnnn)," my brother whined back, lying on his bunk equally bored.

"I wanna do something," I said.

"Swordfight at the arena?" He asked, but his voice still sounded bored.

"We always do that," I said. "I mean, maybe it would be a real challenge if we like, had to fight monsters on our weddings or something..."

I suddenly sat up and gasped as an idea struck my head. Percy looked at me curiously.

"How about a bet?" I offered. A smirk played on his lips.

"I'm listening."

"Let's go to the Aphrodite cabin. You borrow a tuxedo, I borrow a wedding dress. Then let's swordfight. Loser has to call the other your majesty for a week."

"That's stupid," he said. "I like it. Better start practicing your curtsies."

"Still not too late for you to back out, Perce."

We raced to the Aphrodite cabin where we were greeted by a confused Piper.

"I need a wedding dress."

"I need a tuxedo."

"I need an explanation," Piper said.

"It's for a bet," I said.

"Although don't expect them to come back in one piece," Percy added.

"Except the wedding dress," I interjected. "It will be fine as day while I slice the tuxedo to shreds."

"What?" Piper said.

"We have a bet. We have to spar with wedding clothes."

"Why?" Piper asked again.

"Because we're bored."

Piper shrugged and motioned for us to come in. She handed me a wedding gown with a weapon holder at the waist. She then handed Percy a navy blue velvet tuxedo and a matching tie.

"Can I have a tiara?" I asked.

"Why would you need a tiara?"

"I think it would compliment the dress," I stated. "It would also compliment me when I win and Percy gets to call me your majesty all week."

Piper rolled her eyes playfully and handed me a silver tiara with faux diamonds.

"You can keep those clothes," she said. "Our closet conjures clothes based on the wearer, so technically they're meant for you guys."

"Thanks, Pipes!" We said in unison.

We raced to the arena holding our wedding outfits in paper bags. Once we got the arena, we changed our clothes in the shower room. Thankfully, the arena was empty today, so no one else was here to watch us.

"Prepare to lose, Jackson," I said. "Or... Blofis? I don't know, did you change your last name when your mom and Paul got married?"

"Let's stick with Jackson for now," he said. "It's cringy enough when Poseidon makes dad jokes by calling me Jackson. I'd rather not give him the opportunity to call me blowfish."