Shonen Ai One Shots

Fight (Lucifer x Diavolo)

Teddy had been sitting in his room on his bed reading on his phone when he thought he heard yelling. Teddy ignored it but soon the yelling became louder. Causing Teddy to get up off his bed open his door trying to find where the yelling was coming from. He hadn't been walking for long when he saw the yelling was coming from Lucifer's room. Teddy had been about to open it when Diavolo opened the door with a not so pleased look on his face. Teddy was about to ask what was wrong when he heard the door slam behind him. Lucifer settled down on his chair putting his hand to his head. "Lucy is something wrong?"

"It's nothing", Lucifer lied.

Teddy put his hand on his hip giving Lucifer a I don't believe you look. "Like hell nothing on come on Lucifer we both know you are lying. So why don't we skip to the part where you tell me what the hell just happened"

Lucifer gave Teddy a muderious look. Teddy looked striaght into Lucifer's eyes not backing down. Until finally Lucifer let out a sigh. "Fine but if you tell any of my brothers you will not like the result", he threatened. Teddy nodded used to this side of Lucifer by now. Having lived in Devildom for almost two years now. Instead of returning to the human world Teddy had stayed in Devildom. He had been the one after all to get Lucifer and Diavolo together after making Lucifer realize his feelings for the prince. So both Lucifer and Diavolo had owned him. And since then they usually went to Teddy whenever they needed help which wasn't often. But the three on them were still good friends they even went drinking often.

"Okay now what the hell happened?"

"I had a fight with Dio"

"Wait what?", Teddy exclaimed in suprise. "You two never fight"

"Usually we don't that true but", Lucfier started.

"But what Lucifer spit it out"

"He told me that I spoiled Mammon too much"

Teddy was about to burst out laughing at the statement because Diavolo could not be more wrong about that. Lucifer hardly ever spoiled any of his brother especially not Mammon. Teddy could think of more then one occasion when Lucifer had gotten the best of Mammon. "The question is Lucifer do you through?"

"No I don't which is what I told him. Even if I did can you blame me Mammon despite being an idiot can be a good kid"

"Yeah he can", Teddy smiled foundly. Mammon was like a younger brother to him. "But is that all?"

"No he also accursed me of being in love with Lilith"

"Of course you were her older brother"

"No as in romantic love"

"Oh", Teddy said with realization. "You can't really complete blame him? In the memories I saw before you agreed to serve him you did tell her you would always love her with a somewhat love stuck look on your face"

"I don't love her that way Teddy. I love her like a sister and can you blame me she was my only and younger sister?"

"No I can't blame you Lucy and I never would but I can see why Diavolo acted the way he did through. He probably was pent up about that for a while", Teddy said before pausing. "I think their is a chance that Dio maybe jealous", Teddy stated.

"Jealous what the hell can he possibly be jealous about?"

"The way you treat your siblings the way you will always be there for them perhaps", Teddy suggested. "I don't know through you have know Dio much longer then I have", Teddy said. Suddenly that's when it hit Teddy why Diavolo was so angry. Of course why didn't I think of it before and how could I forget it he thought. "Lucy do you remember anything about what today is", Teddy asked?

"No why", Lucifer asked with a confused look on his face?

"Lucy you idiot for someone so smart you can be an idiot at time"

"What are you talking about Teddy", Lucifer asked with impatient look on his face.

"Lucy think about what is today"

"I don't know"

"Okay then let's try it this way Lucy how long have you and Dio been dating?"

Lucifer thought for a moment before it dawned on him. "Shit", he cursed.

"Excatly the sibling thing was probably a minor issue. Did Dio mention or ask you anything about today?"

"He did right before bringing up the sibling issue"

"You forgetting your anniversy probably was the last straw for him"

"What do I do now Teddy he is already gone"

"Yeah I don't believe that for one minute", Teddy stated before opening the door to see Diavolo standing outside Lucifer room.

Diavolo walked over to Lucifer as Lucifer pulled Diavolo into a hug. Before kissing Diavolo softly on the lips in which the Diavolo accepted. Before turning back to Teddy. "How did you know he was out there"

"It was mostly a lucky guess and because perhaps Diavolo knew you would come to me but who know", Teddy said with a shrugg before leaving to leave the two men to themselves. Knowing Lucifer and Diavolo as long as he had. He knew what they got up to when they were alone. He had found out the one time he had accidently walked into Lucifer room without knocking let's just say he saw more then he would have liked to see. Teddy smiled to himself proud of his own work before heading back to his own room.

*End*