🖤Your Dumbest Argument

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🦇Henry
-You guys were playfully arguing about his mullet
- "Henry, please cut it off. It looks like a baby crapped down the backside of your head, man."
"Hey, I didn't come here for you to insult me about my VERY SEXY hair choices."
"That's the least sexy thing I've ever seen in my life, no offense."

⛓Victor
-You guys playfully argue about how he's a blonde
- "Hey, Y/N? Can you help me with the math, I didn't get it today."
"It's because you're blonde."
"Shut up!!"

🔪Patrick
-you guys playfully argue and make really weird versions of doing stuff
- "Patrick, if you poke me one more time, I'm going to rip your nose off."
"Not before I boil your kneecaps!"
"Whatever."

💣Belch
-You guys playfully argue about how you're going to fight each other
"I'm going to curbstomp you."
"Well I'm going to drop kick you, Y/N."

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