Sext Me [LiLo]

28.

louis: oh my god where the fuck are you zayn javadd malik

louis: MR. NOT REAL

louis: the girls call you that not me

louis: ZAYN IF YOU ARE SLEEPING IN RIGHT NOW I SWEAR ON YOUR COMIC BOOKS

zayn: why do my comic books always get caught in between man

louis: why are you not at school.??

zayn: why? not have someone to carry your bookbag today hah?

louis: dont be ridiculous

louis: what's harry for?

zayn: wow lou. great way to use your friends

louis: why is your pretty ass not here today of all days?

zayn: funny story actually

louis: yes. i'm already in hysterics.

zayn: well, my mum saw the mark from when brian managed to hit me and she sort of yelled at me and told me to stay in.

zayn: and then i pondered deeply. a day of 8 hours of school or my soft and warm bed? might surprise you but i chose the latter

louis: you lazy ass! i wanted to tell you and haz so much today! now i'd have to repeat it!

zayn: since when do you get tired of talking about liam payne again and again?

louis: how'd you know i was going to talk about liam?

louis: nevermind. dont answer that

zayn: do i have to ask what happened?

louis: no. i'm telling you anyway

louis: i told liam my full name last night

zayn: what? seriously?

louis: yes

zayn: louis why the fuck would you do that?! the guy will beat yoy to a pulp today!

louis: heyy! harry said the same thing! why the hell did you guys advise me to tell liam then hmm? some friends you are huh

zayn: we said to tell him if liam confronts you face to face bc then you'll get your famous word vomit and yeah

louis: ugh touché. liam hasn't confronted me nor will he ever

zayn: and that is why we advised you to tell your name then, aka never. not so soon!!!

louis: you guys are assholes. really awesome and i kinda not hate you, but still assholes.

zayn: the feeling's mutual tommo

zayn: but why did you tell him so soon???

louis: calm your tits malik, i didn't. i'm not that stupid

zayn: my faith in you is restored

louis: i feel offended and flattered at the same time

louis: but what really happened was that liam and i were bantering. and he kinda boasted about his dick size (he fucking sexted me back but denied it ofc) and then asked about my name and threatened me

louis: just to tease him and so he's going in circles, i said lucas

louis: and now he has suspicions on the two lucas or lukes in his grades hahah

zayn: you're so sneakily evil but random and stupid, tomlinson

louis: i know ;)

zayn: but why lucas?

louis: because it sounds halfway like louis. lou-cas or lou-ke. ohh i'm a genuis!

zayn: wow haha! and now liam will flip shit and confront all the lukes just because

louis: and thats why i wanted you to come to school today. but alas

zayn: no worries. text me if something interesting happens. i feel bad for the lukes tho

louis: sure thing. but dont! i know my liam, he's a sweetheart deep down and would never hurt me aka lucas ;)

zayn: if you say so. but be careful next time. i've a bad feeling about this

louis: oh relax! and harry misses you so much. he looks a little distracted today

zayn: whatever

louis: so cold? harsh!

louis: and remember, we still have to seriously talk to harry about the bullying. we had to today, but you're not here so yeh

zayn: yeah i know. ok i gotta go mate, talk to you later

louis: i mean it. nobody is getting out of this

zayn: yeah ok

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what are your favorite convos? lilo, zouis, zarry or niam?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HARRY YOU ADORABLE MANCHILD. AKA MY SUNSHINE AND MY DAD ❤

-ramie x