Sext Me [LiLo]

55.

harry: loubear

harry: guess what :D

louis: you made up and made out with zayn?

harry: uh no. something even better

harry: ohh you're gonna love me

louis: silly haz! i already love you

harry: awww

louis: well? did you find out if liam is in love with me?

harry: sorry no. but i did get niall's number ;)

louis: you sly dog, you! get it styles!

harry: heyy nothing like that xD

louis: then?

harry: you know, at first i felt bad that we planned to practically use niall to get zayn jealous

harry: but i didn't even have to try! niall is so cute and friendly! we just started talking about football then bands then jokes and oh he genuinely thought my jokes were funny!

louis: he thought your jokes were funny?

harry: yes

louis: you sure he just doesnt laugh at everything?

harry: shut up! i'm funny!

louis: whatever helps you sleep at night

louis: but thats really awesome! my best friend and liam's best friends are buds now! and we all know from the movies what happens to the two character's best friends ;)

harry: if we were in a book or movie, then it'll probably be about you and liam with me as the aide character

louis: because we really are so interesting and meant to be. you and zayn would be the hoes bickering on the side and lilo will shine! this book needs to be written!

harry: yes. it is gravely needed in the world of literature

louis: that better not have been sarcastic!

harry: welp

louis: now what do you plan om doing with niall's number to make zaynie jelly?

harry: uh nothing i guess? i was texting niall rn, he's a really fun guy and i'm really not doing it for the making zayn jealous motive

harry: i feel better thinking like that

louis: thats great actually! and zayn will get jealous either way so its a win win

harry: oh wait. niall is a mushroom

louis: come again? you sure nothing happened with you and niall?

harry: i dont think he's gay. or maybe he's bi because he told us he had a girlfriend last semester

harry: oh and niall is a mushroom

louis: why on earth?

harry: because he's a fun guy :D

harry: get it?

harry: fun guy sounds like fungi? haha i need a moment

louis: *crickets chirping*

louis: what goes on inside your head styles?

harry: wish i knew

louis: but its your head..?

louis: nevermind

louis: ok so you and niall are buddies and all four of us featuring zayn can hang out together now

harry: louis

louis: and liam and i can sneak out and get back to his car, then you can get your flirt on with niall and leave zayn all alone and bitter

harry: ok sure we'll see when we get to that

harry: thats actually not a half had idea though

louis: i know right? ;)

louis: and... what about zayn?

harry: what about him?

louis: give the guy another chance and talk to him for god's sake! zayn really is trying and this is all new to him harry so cut him some slack. i'm not taking his side tho, i just want my best friends together already

harry: but louis! he just doesnt understand and always says such harsh things and ugh he's an ass and doesnt like me the way i do!

louis: that he is. but he is an ass who is really trying and who really does like you the same way. just reply to his one text. trust me, just do it :)

harry: louis look

louis: promise me?

harry: fine. promise

louis: alright now call me and describe each of your football team mates to me in vivid detail

harry: hahah oh lou. sure thing

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(irl) so liam is playing a drinking game? xD bet you hundred bucks louis started the game and now they're both giggling and cuddling each other aw my heart

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