louis: zaynlouis: ZAYN WHERE THE FLIPPING HELL ARE YOU
louis: I'M GOING TO DIE I'M HAVING A FRICKING HEART ATTACK
zayn: god damn it what louis??? i had to get off my skateboard to text you
louis: get on it and get your butt at the park oh my fuck
louis: LIAM FUCKING PAYNE IS HERE
zayn: so? whats the big deal? you've been in the same room as him so many times
louis: thats in school, zayn. my comfort zone. i expect to see him there. but seeing liam outside and unexpectedly at the park oh my
zayn: calm the fuck down, i'm coming. dont attack him
louis: are you serious??? i cant move a muscle bc i'm so nervous that he'll find out who i am!
zayn: whats he doing?
louis: playing footie with his best friend and looking so damn fit while doing so
louis: while i'm behind the oak tree going through breathing exercises and oh texting you which i should stop so you CAN GET YOUR BUTT HERE
zayn: whoa calm down! its not the end of the world. just breathe and walk away. i swear you're too much to handle drama queen lou hah
louis: shut it! my ultimate crush who i always stalk from the sidelines passed by just a foot away from me unexpectedly and made a split second eye contact in slow mo oh my goshh and fuck he smelt so good SO EXCUSE ME IF I'M FREAKING OUT
zayn: wait seriously tommo?
louis: HELL YES and my legs became jello so i somehow made it away from the skate park entrance and collapsed against the tree right there agh
louis: how did i not know he was gonna be here? I WASN'T READY!!!
zayn: oh god ok this is so major. i need to be there! just dont embarass yourself til then ha :P
zayn: alright i'm just ten mins away so see you then
louis: you're enjoying this arent you?
louis: oh thank god haz is here
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Sext Me [LiLo]
Fanfiction"Well, they do say that the most innocent ones are the kinkiest." Or the one where texting the wrong person was one of the best and the worst mistakes Liam Payne made.