Sext Me [LiLo]

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liam: hiii

liam: talk to mehhh

liam: wake uppp poohead

louis: do my eyes decieve me, or is liam payne actually texting me in the middle of the night

liam: i cant sleeeppp

louis: its 4 AM?? what is this omf

liam: my head hurtsss

liam: efff u lepra

liam: lepru

liam: ahhh eff you tiny irishmann

louis: uh, what's wrong?

liam: help me

liam: tomorrow will not be easyyyy

louis: what? are you alright liam?

liam: when will wee meet???

liam: i said wee

liam: i gotta wee now

louis: daddy.. are you actually drunk? did your irish best friend get you drunk?

louis: oh my god

liam: yus meaniee!!! we were celery bra ding his getting on the team and he is irish and i'm not oooh

louis: in other words you're a weak lightweight hahah

liam: oiiii i am not week i can kill you wild a punch

louis: i told you i'm not into that kinky stuff daddy

liam: hah you r kinky not me

louis: we'll see who's the real kinky one tonight ;)

liam: when u send me the eye twitchy faceee you say somethung naughty nextt ohh

louis: are you anticipating that hmm?

liam: pshhh

liam: pshhhhhh

liam: yes

louis: WELL THEN LIAM

louis: so you like my sexts huh? do they turn you on daddy?

liam: uhhh idk

louis: oh you cutie

liam: i really wannA meet ya

liam: your texts turn me on sooo much

liam: naughty texts

louis: this is the best night ever tbh. what good did i do to deserve an honest, drunk liam sexting me

louis: praise the lord, amen

liam: stop prayinnnn

liam: i wanna cuddleeeee you!

louis: i'd be happy to oblige daddy, but we have a bit of a problem

liam: whattt problem??? i'll taake care 0f ur probLem baBY

louis: this is gold oh my god

louis: SEXT ME

louis: SEXT ME MORE. IDGAF THAT YOU'RE DRUNK

louis: i'm so pathetic

liam: let meh fūçk that patheticinessss out of you ;)

louis: daDDY

louis: did you just

liam: cuDdleee mee

louis: why dont you cuddle niall?

liam: he snoresss. i likeee youu lucasss

louis: i'm flattered daddy. but why do you wanna meet me? ;)

liam: uhhhH

louis: you're getting sleepy too i guess. aww i wish i could cuddle you and put you to sleep right now with a kiss, you seem like a giggly, cuddly drunk. not to mention your horny side unleashes

louis: i'll keep that in mind for the future ;)

liam: i wanna meet u.. ., see who makessss me smile lake niel says

louis: what?

liam: yOU

louis: i make you smile?

liam: noooo i dont wanna but i still smile and u fastrate meh

liam: i talk abut u texTs nail says

liam: i wanna hug u pls

louis: yes please liam, you're welcome to anytime

liam: why do i nOt hat u

louis: you tell me?

liam: i shouldddd

liam: but u r soo sex sexyyy

louis: you dont even know what i look like silly liam

liam: but ur personalityyy is sexyyy

louis: i think i need a moment. i'm wheezing and squealing

louis: liam my poor heart stopped beating. i know you're drunk but a drunken mind always speaks the truth

louis: and also the person you think of texting when drunk is the one you care about the most awww leeyum pls stop this my fragile feels

louis: or dont, really

liam: rally?

liam: hope ur ok bby

louis: OH MY FŪCKĪNG

louis: can you please be drunk forever?

liam: what is weezing

louis: oh daddy, sleep already. you're gonna have a nasty hangover tomorrow

liam: kisss me goodnite

louis: i have no idea how i haven't fainted yet

louis: just imagine i snogged you hard as a good night kiss

liam: mmmm

louis: what the eff just happened

louis: but i'm sure as hell not complaining about this

louis: oh daddy, i'm saving this convo forever *casually screenshots each text*

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imagine liam's embarassment after he's sober and sees what he texted xD and louis taunting him oh gosh *rubs hands evilly*

this chappie was an ode to (irl) valentine night's episode of the drunk lilo antics in the land down under ✌

LOUIS IS GAY WOO??

*fetus selena voice* tell me tell me something i dont know xD

#DrunkLiam if you love giggly cuddly drunk liam, fictional and the real one ❤