louis: where the hell are you?!louis: i was all alone at lunch today *pouts*
zayn: fucking detention
louis: seriously? for texting? hah! i swear matthews hates your guts
zayn: well not really just for texting bc thats not that bad
zayn: he just had to take a round and appear behind me at the precise moment i was reading your "were you fucking harry sore" text
zayn: did you then?
zayn: whAT
louis: did harry let you fuck him sore?
zayn: lou please. don't start. this is getting fucking ridiculous between you two
zayn: and where did you even get that idea? he's just my best friend, jesus
zayn: and i dont think i'm even gay. it was just a phase
louis: what? *waves hand* oh sorry, thought i smelt some bullshit
louis: but ye. i wouldn't mind fucking harry, even if he thinks so lowly of me
zayn: for the last fucking time harry punched that guy cause he was coming onto you! i would have done the same if i was there! why are you so childishly letting this ruin your friendship? is there something else i'm missing?
zayn: oh god. of course you won't
louis: whatever. and no. but when he called me a senseless and slutty asshole, that was too much. harry never calls me names. never. i can take name calling from you or from liam bc i know you guys dont mean it
louis: but not from harry bc he's harry. whenever he throws an insult which he never does, he fucking means it.
louis: now drop it malik
zayn: no. we are not dropping this and we are talking about this when we meet, once and for all. and you guys were drunk. dont forget that
louis: i would fuck you too.
zayn: way to change the subject
zayn: i worry about you sometimes
louis: hey, its the truth. i have smoking hot best friends. so why should i be shy about mentioning the blatant fact that i want him to rock me? ;)
zayn: wow lou
louis: but i made progress with liam today ;)
zayn: progress?
louis: YES! i was just 'observing' him now that i know that i'm actually texting the legit liam payne
louis: i hadn't had this much fun in ages! wish you had joined in today but oh well there's tomorrow.
louis: so i was in the cafeteria, hiding behind the huge pillar next to the counter
louis: i kept texting and kept my eye on him like big brother (liam said that omg), just being my usual charming, persistent self. and the best part? liam was trying to appear pissed off but he was grinning like an idiot at his phone!
louis: he so wants me ;) and he just wanted to know who i was, soo bad! and he's still texting me and doesn't block me. do you see what i'm talking about malik!? this could actually be something !!
louis: PLS HOLD MEH
zayn: no one can resist the tommo charm aha. i'm happy for you mate, you're texting your two year long crush and even if he doen't 'know' know you, you still make him smile so thats something to celebrate about :)
louis: YES! EXACTLY! AWW I LOVE YOU ZAYNIE BOO
louis: but zayn! when i'd told liam that i was in the cafeteria, he got up and started looking around for me! spilled his soda too, poor guy haha!
zayn: whoa seriously? what'll happen if he does find out though?
louis: we'll cross that bridge when we get over it. for now, i'm going to make liam fall for my sass and wit bc honestly, its the only attractive thing i have :(
zayn: you better be fucking kidding about that last part tomlinson
louis: i kid. i'm gorgeous.
zayn: good. because you are a lot more than just a witty, horny and sassy guy. you should know that. and i love you too :)
louis: awe stop it! *wipes tear*
louis: and you were right, this progress calls for celebration! my treat! i think i'll text haz too
zayn: seriously? fucking finally!
louis: yeah. about time we reconcile. i admit. i miss talking to him tho it wont be the same. he's my best friend too. and.. guess you're right. i'm really hurt, s'all. and i never got harry's side of the story, just blocked him out so i guess that was wrong of me
zayn: thank the lord! finally!
louis: ok now dont get ahead of yourself malik.
zayn: this is a start! it was driving me crazy having to meet you guys separately and not knowing how to get you both to fix things
louis: yeah. sorry for putting you thru that
zayn: s'ok
louis: how about at our usual diner after we escape this hellhole?
zayn: you're on! :D
louis: ok i'm heading to my last class. meet you in the parking lot
zayn: k
louis: dont you fucking k me
zayn: i gravely apologise, your majesty. i will be at your service the second i'll get out of this shithole of a detention class
louis: much better
YOU ARE READING
Sext Me [LiLo]
Fanfiction"Well, they do say that the most innocent ones are the kinkiest." Or the one where texting the wrong person was one of the best and the worst mistakes Liam Payne made.