Sext Me [LiLo]

45.

liam: i'm still looking for this haz friend of yours. just a few more slip ups and i'll find you, bastard

louis: i find it really cute how you find excuses to text me first

liam: this was a threat, not an excuse to text you. why would i ever want to willingly text you?

louis: do i really need to list the reasons why you want to text me, again?

louis: and oh, so this one is just like your previous threat of how you'd found me and wanted to meet me first thing in the morning??

liam: i told you i got sidetracked! but this time i will confront you

louis: can't wait daddy ;)

louis: why do you really want to find me so much?

liam: well because this is downright creepy. i want to find you and put an end to this

louis: put an end to our relationship??? *cries*

liam: yes. not relationship, but whatever this has become

louis: its the start if a beautiful thing, leeyum

liam: no

louis: and i really do want you to find me because i really want to meet you in person and have an actual conversation

liam: why dont you do that now?

louis: because you'll punch me or something. i need to make you more mushy and fall for me even more, before doing that. strategy, daddy ;)

liam: oh believe me, i'll be punching your face no matter what

liam: but you do want me to find you huh? you're not scared?

louis: i do and i don't. i want you to find me so we can meet and make out and then marry

louis: but also i don't want us to meet because i know you'd be disappointed with what you'll see

liam: i dont have any expectations tbh. you're a really witty guy, i'm just curious and want to put a face to the texts

liam: and also, give you a piece of my mind on how wrong it is to stalk and catfish people

louis: i know i know

louis: but i cant help it daddy. i want to break the rules for you

louis: you're really fun to talk to ya know. i never ever expected i'd ever get a chance to talk to you so thats why i want to just keep texting you and not meet

liam: uh, thanks i guess? i dont know what to say to this..

liam: uh you know, you're an ok guy. if you didn't stalk me and kept forcefully sexting me and yeah

louis: ANOTHER COMPLIMENT! STOP IT DADDY

liam: why do i even bother

louis: but you like me stalking you so i see no harm in doing it ahem

liam: i never said that! dont stalk me you fuçker! i just said that i didn't hate texting you back

louis: oh i am so screen-shotting this

louis: you sound so chill and unfazed as compared to before. that means i'm growing on you aww

liam: not even close

louis: change your name to liam denial payne please

louis: still sounds sexy

louis: remember, i'll keep texting until you'll mean it that you're done

liam: i'm done. go away

louis: cute cute. nice effort

liam: asswipe

louis: thats a new one. proud that your vocabulary is expanding dear liam

liam: ugh go away

louis: make me

liam: -_-

louis: you're so cute awh. ok i'll let you go. see you tomorrow baby

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liam is cracking xD

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hey loves. so i'm starting a new fanfic in a few days. basically its a humor themed nouis/lilo/zarry with casanova niall, shy, glasses wearing, marvel geek louis, daddy!zayn and slutty!harry ahem. also, i'm co-writing it with lewis thotlinson's son, aka @-frustration

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